06.01.2009 Bruno vs Eminem, part 4

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Still no definitive answer as to whether Eminem knew Sacha Barron Cohen was going to 69 him on TV last night, but E! now has what is probably the most likely scenario…

(Eminem) was aware that Brüno would be falling on him—but not while wearing a butt-baring thong. And though Eminem stormed out of the Gibson Amphitheatre, the hip-hop star didn’t leave; he hung out in his trailer until the show was nearly done.

Life and Style says much of the same but adds that so did Paris Hilton, because that’s who Bruno asked first.

…producer Mark Burnett cleared the prank with the rapper beforehand. However, Eminem wasn’t aware of exactly how naked Sacha would be when he agreed to do it!
A second insider also confirms that Eminem was actually Burnett’s second choice. The first? Heiress Paris Hilton, who, luckily for her, declined to participate.

Oh, ooh, yeah.  Wouldn’t want to offend her delicate sensibilities.  As if that do-nothing whore hasn’t had random balls dropped on her chin a thousand times already.  Probably wouldn’t even be the first time a guy with a camera in an angel costume had done it.  Doing the same thing on TV seems to be the next logical step.

(203) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 13:31

    Son.
    Of.
    A.
    Bitch.

  2. Captain Brilliance 06/01/2009 13:33

    Second!!!

  3. CB007 06/01/2009 13:33

    Are you all seriously thinking I found pictures of a girl naked, then found a way to create a picture of that same girl holding a hand written sign calling you all crazy???

    My phone is I think the LG Envy and it has lots of good picture and video features.

    And I will be on a porn site before the end of the day won’t I.

  4. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/01/2009 13:33

    NPD, HAVE YOU NOTICED YET THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THIS!?!?!?!?!

  5. Observer 06/01/2009 13:34

    On Paris Hilton…..same old same old….

    On Eminenima….again same old same old…..

    They should have had Mr Cohen drop his balls on some Arab…….

  6. Observer 06/01/2009 13:34

    CB007…..

    What is EBDTA?

  7. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/01/2009 13:35

    CB, yes, that’s EXACTLY what i’m thinking you have done. All that is easily accomplished with photoshop 101.

  8. Captain Brilliance 06/01/2009 13:35

    CB007 - I was not here the day you showed yourself naked.
    May I see that pic please?

    Hurry though, this lotion is starting to dry up…

  9. SinDs 06/01/2009 13:35

    i have an LG envy, it sucks.

    and paris hilton? balls on her chin? hilarious!

  10. Observer 06/01/2009 13:35

    Where is DumbBlondeArkie…..?

  11. Observer 06/01/2009 13:36

    SinDs….

    Are you still a chick?

  12. SCUM 06/01/2009 13:36

    Zombie chased DBA out of here.

  13. CB007 06/01/2009 13:36

    Obs, do you mean IBIDTA? AND for the record, I never said I was a CFO. Ever. ;)

  14. SinDs 06/01/2009 13:36

    obs, let me check…yeah. still a girl.

  15. SCUM 06/01/2009 13:37

    Thats was the first and only time Paris turned down some balls.

  16. CB007 06/01/2009 13:37

    I mean EBIDTA

  17. DB's Treasure 06/01/2009 13:38

    CB, can we PLEASE, for the love that is all innocent and holy on this earth, DROP the fucking subject of you being female or not. Who f’ing cares!?!?!? Are you gonna suck and fuck any of us? Let one of us brick down your asshole once we pull our dorks out of it? If the answer is no then move one and create another subject of discussion…

    …if the answer is yes then I’ll pay for your plane ticket in. Otherwise, keep that cock trap shut!

  18. Captain Brilliance 06/01/2009 13:39

    DB - Sorry for perpetuating the “Is CB007 a chick” subject.
    I will move on to a more pressing matter.

    Anyone care to tell me what the fuck this bump on my ball sack is?

  19. Observer 06/01/2009 13:40

    CB007 has “maybe” proven a bit of herself…..

    ….I’m back to using my left hand for her…rather than my more casual-dating right hand

  20. CB007 06/01/2009 13:40

    DB, fuck you, I have known and am sure the whole fucking time that I am a fucking chick. I am not the one that is interested in this fucking coversation. Fuck off.

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