MADONNA - A ruling by Malawi’s highest court today cleared the way for Madonna to finally adopt four-year-old “Mercy” James. When asked what turned the tide in Madonnas favor, the judge took off his big scary mask and said he saw a crow scratch a check mark in the dirt, and right after that it rained. Africa sure is awesome. (source = cnn)
THE GI JOE MOVIE - may be one of the worst things ever filmed. The director has now been fired, and there’s this: “I have heard several really bad things about the film from a few informed sources. Common word is that it is a disaster for Paramount, and that a lot of unplanned post-production work was done … just to make the thing watchable.” Wait, are they claiming the director of the Mummy and Van Helsing made a bad movie? Because that seems very hard to believe. (source = /film)
ASHLEY GREENE - looked better in a bikini last week, but she gave it a gold-medal try with her dress at last nights Rock and Republic party in LA. She should just get huge implants and then she wouldn’t need to pull her dress that tight to get cleavage. Of course big tits are my answer to everything. Especially the question, “What is something that’s terrific?” (source = wenn and splash. hq jump = here)
Yo, Joe!
“a lot of unplanned post-production work was done … just to make the thing watchable”
I thought that was what Sienna Miller in black leather was for.
Mmmmm… Baroness…
The Baroness totally shit all over Scarlett and Lady Jaye. Even as a cartoon.
Where’s DB? He’s got a cartoon fetish.
Just like Storm Shadow would’ve cut fuckin’ Snake Eyes in half.
I was always a Zartan fan, myself. He was dirty.
Not sure about those shoes in June. She prolly should’ve gone with some open-toes.
They fired the director after the movie was filmed? Those BASTARDS!
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Z, I wouldn’t want to know, to be honest.
I like the mystery of imagining you wearing an apron, baking a bunch of human brains in the stove at 315F for 45 minutes. Crispy on the outside but succulent on the inside. As you slice through the cooked brains, the semi-red juice flows out like the Niles River during a high tide.
But you, you’ve already given up yo shit. I’m still a mythhhhtery to you.
Who’s this bitch?
She looks better in that black dress.
“They fired the director after the movie was filmed?”
Tort, I hope they fired him…from a cannon…
One of the best myspaces ever:
http://www.myspace.com/drexlspivey
Who the hell is Ashley Greene?
Her tits are adequate for my needs….
Massive, I saw it the first time… Are you waiting on an “LOL” from me or something? Don’t hold your breath.
I reveiwed the “last week” link from Brend0n…
…and rediscovered a rare post from “Observer”
I can’t say that this is safe for work…..
….but in the absence of tits….I look south….
http://www.easytranslators.com/movies/files/babestuff/PudendaPoster.jpg (NSFW)
“THE ONLY THING ON MY MUTHAFUCKIN TV IS MOVIES WIT WOMEN WIT THEY BREASTESES HANGIN OUT!”
1st three pics on the bottom row
she’s built like a barrel
Socks,
“$250,000 and Higher”
That’s the typical annual salary of a drug dealing gang banger.
“Black / African descent”
Does not look black at all. In fact he looks like Gary Oldman acting as Bob Marley.
I’ll take the one with the ball hanging out, Obs. Can I get that to go?
Thanks.
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I love tits…