06.16.2009 Isla can’t take a hint

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Between the red hair, awesome rack and super hot accent, I can’t tell you how happy it would make me to have sex with Isla Fisher. Which is why these pictures are so uncomfortable. I can’t remember the details, but I know she used to be in a relationship with Bruno. I think they even had a baby. And yesterday she followed him all the way to Paris for the premiere of his movie. But, I mean Jesus woman open your eyes. I’m not sure how much more clear he can make it.  It’s over, he’s moved on, and he’s not coming back. No offense but you’re kind of makin an ass out of yourself.

(18 more pics = here.  hq jump = here.  image source = getty and wenn.  UPDATE - bonus isla adorableness here)


(90) Comments

  1. Watt(Power) 06/16/2009 11:25

    I’d deposit my semen in her rectal cavity

  2. Watt(Power) 06/16/2009 11:27

    Also

    NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ

    And

    Fist.

  3. RedRage 06/16/2009 11:28

    Last pic = Topher and his hiking buddies. This movie has already become an annoyance.

  4. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 11:28

    She’s fuckin’ hot.

  5. What Me Worry? 06/16/2009 11:28

    Why would anyone want to stalk that jerk?

  6. Rokan's Treasure 06/16/2009 11:28

    Second, Watt.

    I think we’re ready for a new post.

  7. DB's Treasure 06/16/2009 11:28

    “Isla can’t take a hint”

    Neither can this dipshit new writer. POST MORE TITS!!!

  8. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2009 11:31

    “No offense Isla but you’re kind of making an ass out of yourself.”

    This while so many men dream of making a meal out of her ass…

  9. RedRage 06/16/2009 11:31

    I’m flattered Z! Thanks for thinking of me!

  10. DB's Treasure 06/16/2009 11:31

    “(18 more pics = here…”

    No, no thanks, new writer. Your current thumbnail pics don’t do jack shit for me, why the hell would I meander through another 18???

  11. The Dark Avenger 06/16/2009 11:31

    Fuck that fag brono..fuck the shit out of her and then I would cum down her red carpet.

  12. DB's Treasure 06/16/2009 11:33

    And no one dated Bruno cause Bruno is a fictitious character, you disgrace to entertainment.

  13. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/16/2009 11:35

    WTF is this shit?

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2009 11:35

    DB, are you sure you want to risk the wrath of The Dark Avenger??

  15. haibanegatsu 06/16/2009 11:35

    Uh oh… someone’s getting paid to write stooorieeeees.

  16. SinDs 06/16/2009 11:36

    i’ve never understood why she was with cohen. i have to admit, she may be better off with one of you guys!

    wait…i take that back :P

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2009 11:37

    “WTF is this shit?”

    JCVD, a typical NPD offering…tease of a hot girl, no funny, no tits…to paraphrase Prince…this is what it sounds like when pricks [(P)Ricks?] cry…

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 06/16/2009 11:38

    “she may be better off with one of you guys!”

    but I’ll wager she has none of your sterling qualities, SinDs…

  19. Rokan's Treasure 06/16/2009 11:39

    SinDs,

    I for one have alot to offer a woman. My ability to check for worms is legendary.

    Need I go on . . . ?

  20. le chaussette d'arrêt du Texas 06/16/2009 11:39

    Sin has a point. I bet she has a helluva sock collection DB could starch. I could polish her shoes. Z could wash her car. RR could CNC her a dildo or a butt plug or something.

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