The LA Times makes some alarmingly stupid points to “prove” that Eminem was in on the joke last night when Bruno dropped into his lap at the MTV Movie Awards. Namely…
1. “It can’t be a coincidence that the two forces met and cameras were poised to catch it perfectly on TV.” No it’s not a coincidence. It’s a TV show. That’s how they work. They point cameras at events as they happen to “catch” them.
2. “Furthermore, it seemed like Eminem was wearing a live microphone…” Well Brunos would have been about 12 inches away. That should be close enough. You don’t have to swallow the things.
3. “And can it be another coincidence that a camera just so happened to be positioned in the aisle to catch sight of Eminem stomping out?” Are we starting over? Go read Point 1 again.
But they clearly feel it was staged, and Drudge links to a Daily Mail story with a link titled “STAGED”. The Daily Mail doesn’t actually go that far, but it’s possible the story has changed since the link went up. Radar Online seems to be the only one with any new news at all:
We don’t know if Eminem was in on the joke, but Sasha Baron Cohen and a group of pals were laughing and drinking after the MTV Movie Awards Sunday.
The caper, however, was not well-received by all … partying at a West Hollywood celebrity hive, the Chateau Marmont hotel, the Borat funnyman boozed it up with pals, according to an on-scene source. As a girl walked by Cohen, she loudly told him, “You’re disgusting,” before walking away.
So at least Sacha is still alive, or was last night for a few hours. The reason I’m so alarmingly slow today is because I’ve been calling all my friends to figure out the truth here. Unfortunately I don’t have a really huge circle of friends. There’s that pretty black girl at Starbucks who calls me “baby” when I order, but I don’t think she knows anyone in Hollywood. And then there’s my friend Essence. “Friend”. “Girlfriend”, practically. I know those girls act like they like you because you’re buying dances, but I don’t think this is that. I really get the feeling this is different. When I brought her flowers she even kissed me on the cheek.
NO WIRE HANGERS!
The Daily Mail doesn’t actually go that far, but it’s possibel the story has changded since the link went up
Apparently the writer’s hands were shaking with sheer excitement of putting another Eminem post up.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO the fuck cares?
Hey NPD when the Buggles “Video Killed the Radio Star” first came out, you were still being wiped away with a cum rag.
“But are ya getting the Cock daily CB007!”
Are you kidding me….
Another fucking post about this shit?
HEY POSTER!!! YOU’VE FUCKED THIS SITE ALL UP CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING CLUELESS FUCKFACE!!!
STOP POSTING FAGGOTY SHIT!!
I’m out…
That would be a No?
MTV Movie award pics must be buy one get one free
CB007, Let me help you with something…Here….we fight, we call each other names, we post disgusting avi’s, we bitch, we ridicule, and we make disgusting comments about sex…
maybe you are a dumb bitch….just sayin
hmmm…maybe I was too hasty about the uselessness of NPD and his choice of posting material…nope, still as uninterested as before…
from last thread,
i don’t have adhd, my gf does. so i took one of her aderall to counteract the downers. benzos and alcohol, and hydrokush.
i’ll never need help from you, CB. Unless I need to you to take a piss test for me. but you might bring a pencil to it and a calculator. so probably not.
i still love you though. in one of those hatefuck your mouth until you vomited on your tits kinda ways.
mmmm mmmm bitch
smokebreak
“Another fucking post about this shit?
HEY POSTER!!! YOU’VE FUCKED THIS SITE ALL UP CAUSE YOU’RE A FUCKING CLUELESS FUCKFACE!!!
STOP POSTING FAGGOTY SHIT!!”
looks like someone is taking acting lessons from Christian Bale…OOOOoooohhhhHHHH, Good for yooooooouuuu!!
lol….
Touche Missuer Pussycat…Touche!
Bows!
I’m sorry to interrupt with even more updates….
….BUT…..
I checked with thirty to forty different sources….
….not only did NO ONE GIVE A FUCK…..
they could not care LESS!!!!
“MTV Movie award pics must be buy one get one free”
Nope…get them all free because no one gives a shit…
::lifts red flag on snatch’s mailbox::
Time for a new pretty avi…..
Where’s Zombie? Doesn’t CB’s avi look like that porn star he likes because her pussy is unsoiled by black cock?
I see the fucker corrected his spelling errors once I went all correction chimp on his ass.
leave Britney(oops I mean CB) alone