Jewel spent last week in the Bahamas with her husband the cowboy, and maybe it was all the kick-ass weed over there but she lightened the hell up just long enough to take a picture in a bikini (full size pic here) and then post it on twitter (here).
I’m sure someone like her finds it demeaning to get attention for her body because she’s such a class act, but if she insists on not going to the orthodontist she needs to do stuff like this. If you just saw her body you’d think you we’re looking at an ex-Playmate. If you just saw her teeth you’d think you we’re looking at something with paws and infested with ticks.
Fist!!!!!
WTF, Two posts so early in the morning?
Pace yourself, NPD. It gonna be a long day, man.
“If you just saw her teeth you’d think you we’re looking at something with paws and infested with ticks.”
After reading that line, I feared for a Snaggletooth post…
::shudder::
Do Wookies hibernate, Rokan?
Wait, cant we have the tits for a while?
I think I just did, Diane.
I just spent some time in the hospital. Somehow I believe Pepper is to blame, but I haven’t figured out how to connect him to it yet.
well jesus, rokan…wtf did you do to yourself? cough up a giant furball or something?
DD, Last thing that happened I was laughing my ass off to that video of the retards acting like werewolves o Thursday and I fucking thought I was having a heart attck. I ate the pain for about 45 minutes, then my office made me go to the hospital.
BP was 192/135 when I got there. Felt like a fucking bus hit me in the chest.
They let me go late Friday after finding I had Paracarditis (inflamation of the heart lining) and high BP. My heart was beating too fast and the paracarditis was squeezing it. Left arm was numb for about 12 hours, but no heart attack.
That’s the last time I make fun of retards!
Jewel and Hayden Panettiere could pass as sisters.
I hate Mondays. So here’s 3 posts before 8:30 in the a.m., CST.
but jewel gets to use that special condescending voice and say that hayden is the “special” sister.
well, glad you’re alright rokan. it’s important to keep that ticker up and running right.
She has some serious gaps between her toes. I shall have to pass.
Hyper post mode go!
I snorted coke off a hookers asscrack this weekend.
Its deader than david carradine in here. Where is everyone?
Watt, I believe everyone is lost and lifeless without DB here to lead them through each thread. Maybe you should step up and take over till he arrives… try posting some GuessHerMuff links or talk about how furiously you would ravage Jewel’s cunt while eating fried foods from her taint.
I don’t have the chops to replace deebs. I’m a wwtdd lightweight.
I dont think anyone has the gas capacity to replace DB
Who will saaaaaaaaave your hole
after the creampie you gave me girl
who will saaaaaaaaaahaaaave your hole
when you got my dick in the zone
ah ah ah aha heyahahaha save your hole
if you won’t save your own
lalalalala
It’s not replacing him… just filling in momentarily during his absence. Look at it as taking one for the team.
singing her songs in high school off that first album got me many many nice lays for a fat boy. baritone voice with sweet feminine lyrics. it’s like female ear orgasm.