06.09.2009 Leonardo DiCaprio is single

Bar Rafaeli

This is either coincidence or my offering to satan in the woods this morning was accepted, but People.com says that Bar Rafaeli is back on the market because she and Leonardo DiCaprio have kinda-sorta broken up.

“They’re taking time off for the time being, they’ve split,” says a source. “It could just end up as a break but for now they’re doing their own thing.”
That much was certainly apparent over the weekend as the Israeli-born Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, 23, walked the red carpet at Hollywood Life’s 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards solo, refusing to speak about DiCaprio, while the Titanic star, 34, hit the hotspot Avenue in New York City, where he was seen chatting with another woman.
According to a Refaeli source, the model’s desire to get serious may have caused the actor to have doubts about their relationship. “She wanted to move faster than he did, she wanted to move in together,” the source says, “so he broke it off.”

I like my odds.  Leonardo may be handsome and super rich and universally respected and the only actor today you could mention with Brando or Newman at the same age, but I’ve got quite a lot to offer as well.  Like that movie prop for example, and unlimited calling to Mexico and Canada.  Oh yes.  You heard right.  Unlimited.  No limits.  Even all night long, baby.  Shall I get you a chair, Bar, and may I tempt you with something to wet your lips?  A capri sun if you like, or perhaps the lady care for some tap water?

(i can’t remember where bar was in these pics.  does it even matter.   hq jump = here)


(86) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 06/09/2009 10:44

    I’d take a break!

    as in Break my cock off in her ass!

  2. DB's Treasure 06/09/2009 10:46

    ::awaits the hens to begin calling this chick fat::

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 06/09/2009 10:47

    Oh good, this should make my plans to abduct her much easier.

  4. RedRage 06/09/2009 10:47

    Besides Topher, who wouldn’t her to move in with you?

  5. SCUM 06/09/2009 10:50

    Pics 11 & 21 are my favs.

  6. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 06/09/2009 10:50

    is “great tits” an adjective?

    ex) “what’s she look like?”
    “tall, blonde, pretty, rich, smart, great tits”

  7. Captain Brilliance 06/09/2009 10:51

    I could never live with a chick like Bar.
    I would never get anything done. I’d be too busy jerking off into her dirty panties and making hair dolls from the hair I fond in our shower drain.

    FUCK YOU LOOKIN’ AT?!

  8. CB007 06/09/2009 10:52

    Omg I love this chick, when I first saw these pictures I dreamt of her breasts for days. She has absolutely perfect tits, I, mmm, I just want them so bad.

  9. BALLSY 06/09/2009 10:53

    more importantly no Slim jims were hurt in the factory collapse today

  10. SuperB 06/09/2009 10:53

    She made the 09 SI Swimsuit very happy for me…

  11. Mony Vibescu 06/09/2009 10:53

    What brunette can resist fat prick of a blond man? It’s like brunettes only care about fucking blond men. They live for it. They allow the man to ejaculate onto the family portrait.

    A woman with red hair and brown eyes drained me in 482 seconds.

  12. SinDs 06/09/2009 10:53

    DB, who would call her fat?!

  13. Captain Brilliance 06/09/2009 10:53

    CB007 - I love your new avi of that chick playing with her big, white pussy. So hot.

  14. Mony Vibescu 06/09/2009 10:54

    Did you slip that issue inside your twat, B?

  15. CB007 06/09/2009 10:54

    You like that Captain, I love playing with my pussy. I am glad you like watching it.

  16. CB007 06/09/2009 10:55

    Btw, do you mind if I call you Captain?

  17. Bella 06/09/2009 10:55

    Bar is physically perfect as any woman can see!

  18. Willie Beamin 06/09/2009 10:55

    I can’t wait to see who Leo is fucking now though…what is the attraction to that guy…every movie he is in he cries like a bitch

  19. Jean-Claude Van Douche 06/09/2009 10:56

    She is super hot and by moron logic I’d also be fucking Leo and everyone he’s fucked…including Matt Dillon…Sweet!

  20. Captain Brilliance 06/09/2009 10:56

    CB007 - You can call me Shit-stain Sally for all I care.
    Just don’t call me late for eating pussy.

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