Look at me, everyone!

Her birthday isn’t until Thursday, but Lindsay is dumb as a rock so she held a party for herself this weekend in Vegas at Wet Republic inside the MGM.

Her career of course has hit the wall harder than Princess Di, so it was a good idea to have a party at a place where there were already 2000 people. It was this or the airport.  Only like three of them were there for Lindsay.  She changed outfits 5 times, perhaps to give the appearance of 5 different guests. She also wore some ridiculous blue contacts that looked like she got them at a Halloween store.

None of that worked of course, because she’s not even remotely sexy enough to stand out at Wet. Hotter ass was everywhere (1,2), even her sister. A pool in Vegas was a terrible idea. A senior center or the Special Olympics would have been smarter.

Flynet said, “She sipped Red Bull and vodka and entertained others by doing a Michael Jackson tribute dance.” Yeah, is that how it went? She “entertained” them? I’m willing to bet the people who sat through it would tell a different story. Or at least they will if they know what’s good for them. The slightest bit of encouragement and next time she’ll do more impressions, a piano recital and 10 minutes of stand-up.

(38 more pics here. hq jump here. source = getty, flynet, splash news online.)