KARL MALDEN - died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for “A Streetcar Named Desire”. How did he die? What am I, a scientist? (source = yahoo)
R KELLY - might have had his home raided by Chicago police today searching for evidence of statutory rape. Reports say his current girlfriend is 17, the age of consent in Illinois. Police want to know how old she was when they started “dating”. This is bullshit. A guy marries a 15-year-old, makes a sex tape with a 14-year-old and forces another 15-year-old to get an abortion and all of a sudden he gets labeled as some kind of pervert. (media take out)
AUBREY O’DAY - is the likely replacement for Mel B when Mel ends her run in “Peep Show”, the topless show at the Planet Hollywood casino in Vegas. And my fist is a likely replacement for his teeth if this guy next to me at Starbucks doesn’t stop talking so loud. (source = fox news)
GEMMA ATKINSON - The UK model is in Australia this week, doing whatever the hell all this is. (hq jump = here)
“doing whatever the hell all this is”
Attempting to remain upright?
Not an issue here.
I bet she gives great helmet!
No pics of her ass?
Nice lobster tail!
“…doing whatever the hell all this is.”
Looking damn fine if I do say so my damn self.
(iwontrememberthis’ answer was better though)
What the hell was going on in England 20 years ago? It seems every other British ‘model’ is named Gemma these days. Did Thatcher pass a law or something?
Pepper, you weren’t very nice to Scum back there on that other post. Shame on you, you will get a spanking for that.
Scum, happy birthday, I will have a drink in your honor tonight ;)
Scum you pathetic asshole, look at you begging people on a fucking website to celebrate your insignificant birthday….just for the hell of it, I’ll have a beer in your name and wish you a fucking happy birthday!
you will get a spanking for that.
………….and afterwards, the oral sex?
So this is the result from Mr & Mrs Bean ….. must be a Broad Bean
It’s a law in England that if you are borned with big tits, then the name must be Gemma.
Sure Pepper, why not, this is the internet afterall, anything can happen. Open wide…
::inserts imaginary dick into Peppers eager mouth::
Scum you pathetic asshole, look at…
::patiently awaits spanking:
CB, no, no….you have this all wrong….
1) it’s the other way around….*i’m going to regret writing that*
2)It’s a line from Monty Python…where is POLY?
pepper? Babies can be born with big tits?
King, all I know my son was born with a big cock…I just assumed girls would have big ti…. ah never mind….
Wait Pepper, what is the other way around? You want my dick in your ass? You want a reach around? I don’t understand what you are asking for…
SsnakeOil, you are next…
I really don’t have a penis. I promise. I feel weird acting like I do. I need a strap on so I will know what it would feel like… then I need Keeley or Doutzen to fuck the hell out of. Hmmmm… or Alison, if Watt will share I’ll take Alison.
Can we all sign HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the pathetic asshole Scum?
.
.
.
.ok, on 3
1
2
3
Want To Buy news FUNNY writer dude.
You weren’t even IN starbucks when you wrote this.
Much less could you afford that, you FAGGOT!
Soothing us with “tits”, right. She’s not that hot really. : /
(and no, I wouldn’t do that english cunt, not even if my life depended on it…)
sing…damn!!!!
Now we must start all over again, besides, I only heard Ohm…
This time everyone, come on..
1
2
.
.
.
3
news = new! FUCK YOU SPELLING! YOU BETTER NOT LET ME FIND YOU, YOU FAGGOT!