Lisa Rinna hit up the beach in Malibu this weekend, and when she was in the water, she pretty much looked fantastic. Then she stepped out of the water and everything went to total hell. She’s like an old glove. They both have to stay oiled up or wet all the time or they disintegrate. She and her husband must have sex in the bathtub because otherwise it would be like bangin a sock filled with old oatmeal.
(9 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online and pacific coast)
nasty
Nice clam!
I ate two dozen on Saturday…YUMMMM!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH, CHRIST!!!!!!!! This thing belongs miles below ocean level.
Ok, I just made the big mistake and looked above the clam……..I’m going to be sick now!
Scum, DB, she is all yours!
If my wife looked that bad (she doesn’t) she’d kill me if I let her go out looking like that. Doesn’t he care what she looks like?
I suggest we start mapping the California coast with labels of “thar be monsters!”
So this is where DB draws the line, eh?
“So this is where DB draws the line, eh?”
Guess so, Ssnake.
How dare you put this next to EA.
Quick, get her in the shade, the sillicon and collagen is melting
anyone who wears ed hardy gear is fucking tool.
i’m looking right at you, john gosselin.
Janice Dickenson looks awful.
Didn’t she pose for Playboy recently?
Props to the staff Photoshoppers. Must have taken weeks to iron out that prune.
Token “I think I’m hot” straw cowboy hat - Check
Stupid and I’m too old for it anyway Ed HGardy bullshit - Check
that’s all I got
The Soup had a funny line about John Gosselin starting a kids clothing company: Osh Kosh b’Douche
Diane,
I thought you went to the beach weeks ago, baby.
Mmmmm… leather.
Snap the frame, take the leather hide as a trophy s’what I’d say
Snatch, after this weekend seeing a BUNCH of chinstrap wearing Ed Hardy d bags out, I think NO one should wear that shit regardless of their age.