Last night was the much-talked about appearance of Katie Holmes on “So You Think You Can Dance”. When it broke in June that she was going to sing and dance in a hugely elaborate homage to Judy Garland, a source told Us magazine, “She is killing it. She looks incredible. Everyone is absolutely floored by how talented she is.”
“Everyone” must have thought she was a zombie before this or one of the backup dancers is also named Katie Holmes, because all she does here is kind of goose-step back and forth and occasionally move her mouth at the same pace of the song that’s playing. It looks less like dancing and more like she’s walking on hot sand.
TIME SAVING UPDATE - i cut the video down to just the part where she dances. it still looks like something from the ministry of silly walks, but now it takes 2 minutes less to get to it.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!
A new post…of SHIT.
Think I’d rather actually watch Zombie do that number…
Did she arrive at the set in her rocket ship or is that only for mass on Sundays? Nutty bitch. I’d like to punt her D-bag husbands balls into orbit!
I’d love to fuck Joey Potter.
Awww I miss her as Joey on Dawson’s Creek…
Right Pump? Great minds ;)
I thought she was Pacey? Pacie? Pasy?
i never even heard of dawson’s creek until about a week before it was supposed to end. all these chicks were boo-hooing over this stupid shit and i was looking at them like they were nuts.
I’d rather watch pigs fuck than see katie holmes do that again.
OMG i know none of you prob watch this show (i do, natch) but this was HORRIBLE! it was like an insult to hype this up for weeks the way they did. It was pre-taped she sort of lip-synced to a studio track of her and it was STILL off key.
gotta wonder how much hubby paid Fox to get them to do this.
and the talking out the side of her mouth what is she a stroke victim????
she always did have great legs!!
What about Jason and Janette, Darky?
yikes, i only watched about 30 seconds of it and had to stop.
I made it about half way thru that… what a pile of crap show
DTF - it was Jason’s time to go. Janette didn’t deserve to but after the cancer dance, you knew it wasn’t going to be melissa. :)
Wow, that was really bad. i couldnt watch it all. The only way i’d go back to finish watching is if someone promised me she gets eaten by an alligator at the end. NPD, you’re a fucking loser.
i would also like to lick Cat Deely’s (the blond host)legs like a lollipops.
just sayin’
I’ll buy THAT for a dollar!
the one thing that seriously bugs me about this chick, other than her gay midget space alien of a husband…is that smile thing she does where she pushes her tongue behind her teeth. that drives me fucking insane!
like want to clamp jumper cables to her nipples and electrocute her until she stops insane…
Morning all.
Read your karaoke comments - Rem: you owe me some money to pay for therapy for reminding me of my ex-brother in law and his skank wife singing “Islands in the Stream”. The horror, the horror.
p.s. Pet theory? The new NDP is on the west coast.