07.06.2009 Leave Heidi alone, pervert

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Heidi Klum and her enormous pregnant breasts tired to spend a fun day with her kids at a park in New York City yesterday, but some old lady had to come up and ruin everything. I think she propositioned her, because Heidi looks disgusted, and the old lady is doing the “I wanna grab those big titties” hand gesture. Jeez, not in front of the kids, you sicko.


(17) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 07/06/2009 16:48

    banner pic…

    I thought Debbie Rowe was in the L.A. area…

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/06/2009 16:50

    Heidi is wise to be wary, I hear if you have big tits and an old person breathes on you that there’s a risk of catching AIDS.

  3. Watt(Power) 07/06/2009 16:56

    I’d throw my sausage in her and blind the kid

  4. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 17:01

    I bet those funbags would be awesome to squeeze.

  5. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 17:06

    Christ, these Bruno ads couldn’t leave fast enough. I refuse to watch that douchebag and his movie.

  6. CodPiece 07/06/2009 17:09

    Poor Heidi. That’s a … that’s a bummer, man.

  7. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 17:12

    You’re obviously not a golfer.

  8. My Penis The Weapon 07/06/2009 17:13

    Man I though he was talking about Heidi (the Hills chick), as my monitor is so horrible, and fading, that I can barely make out the pictures.

  9. CodPiece 07/06/2009 17:14

    DB: I lined up a producer to get your TV show going … we kinda blew all the money on women and booze this weekend .. SOOOOOOOO .. back to the drawin board. You gotta spend money to make money, champ.

  10. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 17:17

    MY tv show? I was gonna have a tv show? If I had a show I’d want it to be like the Howard Stern broadcast. I’d just sit there surrounded by my friends interviewing nude girls and batshit crazy celebrities. Then instead of commercials, 5 minute video clips showing what I did over the weekend would air. It’d be the best show on earth.

  11. CodPiece 07/06/2009 17:19

    You could be the One Tree Hill of drinking beer and jerking off.

  12. DB's Treasure 07/06/2009 17:19

    What the hell is One Tree Hill?

  13. CB007 07/06/2009 17:22

    Nothing quite like pregnant breasts…

  14. CB007 07/06/2009 17:30

    One Tree Hill is a teen/young adult television drama which takes place in a small fictional North Carolina town

  15. FastInAtl 07/06/2009 17:36

    Its also a great U2 song

  16. CB007 07/06/2009 17:44

    Well since no one else is calling it I will, time of death, 2:45 p.m. There is a new post, with Fake CB and a porn star… check it out.

  17. Fred Garvin 07/06/2009 21:25

    White guys need not apply…..

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