Mary Louise Parker is in this months Esquire magazine, and you have to hand it to the foppish dandies over there, because they’ve once again managed to describe a super hot naked girl in the gayest way possible.
A few times now you’ve given Esquire your image - your long platinum neck, your deep Guinness eyes staring out from the photos, your movie-star nose, twitched a little, your long body lounging on our pages.
I have no idea what Lord Queerington is talking about, but that’s nothing new with Esquire and GQ. They should rename those magazines Restraining Order Digest and Exfoliating Weekly because that’s all they ever fucking talk about. A magazine about socks and truffle oil for guys is about as useful as a fantasy football guide for girls. Oh, what’s that Esquire? Brooches? For men? Ohhh, do I dare?!?!
(hq jump here. two full size pics here and here)
MLP is sweet. But after 40, the peek a boo thing is pretty lame. Bring it or wear a smock, honey.
I. want. to. go. to. there.
Yea, MLP is hot. She is just so friggin cool.
I’ve never seen her show. Is it any good?
Hello nancy!
who?
I want more…but still keep the face covered.
Please tell me that whole article in Esq. isn’t written in 2nd person.
Does a Snickers bar count as dinner?
Hey, Tony.
How’re things?
I imagine a Snickers Bar just fits through the mask.
Rokan, you’re not dead!
I’m hard to kill Tony.
Spent 5 days at home, saw my Dr. on Monday. He told me I had the heart of a Wookie.
Then, and I am not shitting you, I watched my son’s baseball game and as I packed my stuff to drive back to Chicago for work on Tues. I threw up in the driveway.
A couple of little kids had the flu at a picnic and most the parents caught it.
Back at work today.
When does your employment change? Must be coming up soon.
Rokan, it happened today. Just trying to understand what’s going on and get access to everything I need access to now.
You should quarantine those kids, Rokan, or send them to Forced Death Star Construction Camp for the summer.
How does it feel? Still too new to fully absorb would be my guess, but you used to work there before, right?
Did it feel good to be back?
Did you leave a Jericho on a time delay at the old place, or are you just going to move on?
Marcus Aurelius said, “The best revenge is not to be like that.” Good advice.
Actually am trying to absorb stuff, I’m a consultant again, so the consulting I know, the clients are always different.
There’s lots of stuff to do, I missed that variety.
Did Fake CB show up again?
Good for you, Tony. That is awesome.
Yeah,
The fuck is no longer riding her in my opinion, just disrupting the site.
Posting full page redundancies that kill the flow for everyone.
Really no sense in it that I can see, even for this place.
Hi there everyone…
Rokan, I’m so glad to hear you’re doing ok!
Tony, I hope the new “old” job goes great now that you’re back there!