07.27.2009 Morning headlines

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RIHANNA - may be back with Chis Brown. They checked into separate rooms at the Trump International Hotel on Friday, though neither have any scheduled appearances or business in New York. She must be crazy, but everyone is different I guess. When I see someone who beat me up for example, I usually wet my pants and run the other away. (source = ny post)

LINDSAY LOHAN - walked around a store in LA barefoot this weekend, and after seeing how dirty her feet are, I wouldn’t recommend trying on the same shoes she did unless you boiled them first. (source = daily mail)

(191) Comments

  1. RedRage 07/27/2009 11:02

    Happy fucking Monday! Tits!

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/27/2009 11:03

    holy fuck, it’s turbo posting day today.

  3. RedRage 07/27/2009 11:03

    Is the girl in the pink holding a depth gauge for Lindsay’s cooter?

  4. RemSteale 07/27/2009 11:03

    Faster than a speeding bullet today.

    How can Lindsay afford shoes??

  5. RedRage 07/27/2009 11:06

    Did Lindsay rob Farrah Fawcett’s grave and steal her legs? Lindsay, do mankind a favor and kill yourself.

  6. CodPiece 07/27/2009 11:07

    Is she blind or just doing community service by picking up trash along the beach …. God Lilo is not doing well.

  7. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/27/2009 11:08

    Yeah, Emma Watson is indeed hot.

    She is also going to look like jail bait for a long time. Life is awesome.

  8. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 07/27/2009 11:08

    Nice, Emma Watson looks like the kind of girl who has a very clean asshole.

  9. Terrence Maddox 07/27/2009 11:09

    Emma Watson and Lindsay Lohan look like they could be Before and After photos for Anti-Drug/Sucking Off random dudes/chicks.

  10. RemSteale 07/27/2009 11:09

    I think she may become a bag lady before she eventually shuffles off the mortal coil

  11. Jean-Claude Van Douche 07/27/2009 11:10

    BSDC - She looks like the kind of chick that would be really strange about getting fucked in general. I could see the first time I realigned her spine with my dick being a little awkward.

  12. DB's Treasure 07/27/2009 11:10

    NPD went from posting 2 or 3 threads with no tits after 12pm, to posting 4 before noon and all tits?

  13. RemSteale 07/27/2009 11:12

    Evidently its New npd.
    Would that be NNPD?

  14. SomeoneluvsU 07/27/2009 11:14

    Lindsay’s career is looking up after Sin City director Robert Rodriguez said he wanted Lindsay to star in his new film Machete.

    When reached for comment Rodriguez said “No,No,No I meant I wanted her to fall on one”

  15. dirtydiane 07/27/2009 11:16

    Talk about blowing your wad…Bren must have a hot date at the new Asian massage parlor this afternoon.

  16. RedRage 07/27/2009 11:16

    I love how the hourglass physique squeezed into the photo on the right. I’m guessing that guy is about 20 years old. How do look that doughy and soft at 20?

  17. RedRage 07/27/2009 11:17

    Bren’s going to a DFK, BBBJ,CIM massage.

  18. Zombie 07/27/2009 11:17

    If the writer is still considered as being “new” after posting multiple threads each day for almost half a year now, I guess that means me and several other users still aren’t considered “regulars” yet?

  19. DB's Treasure 07/27/2009 11:20

    Zombie, it’s just easier to keep calling him NPD.

  20. Death to Finkle! 07/27/2009 11:20

    My magic wand won’t stop pointing at this chick…

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