George Clooney has nailed Charlize Theron, Kelly Preston, Vendela, Salma Hayek and Brooke Langton, and we’re not even up to his top 3 yet. That would be Shannyn Sossamon, Krista Allen and Lucy Liu.
But he also reportedly did it with Teri Hatcher and Ellen Barkin (not at once), and he was married to Talia Balsam (this chick) for 4 years, until 1993.
Now he’s dating 30-year-old Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis, and she’s not all that good looking either. She has a hot body but so what. So do I, that doesn’t mean George Clooney gets to date me.
The only thing I can guess is that he has to reset his penis every few months, and so he sticks it in a regular model instead of a supermodel. Like downshifting a fancy car so it can catch it’s breath. You can’t go around sticking your penis into Krista Allen and Lucy Liu all the time. It’s too much. Too exciting. It would be like telling a retarded kid he gets to live at Magic Mountain now, with all the Pepsi and funnel cakes that he can get his fat fingers around. He would hyperventilate and spaz out and be dead in a week.
(hq jump here. source = pacific coast)
Good day! Where are y’all?
I must have low standards because I think this broad is pretty hot and I would be very happy if I got to bang her on a repeated basis. I mean a hot Italian chick that doesn’t look like a gorilla? Nice.
Jeezy petes, is like everyone who is a supposed star on some fucking beach?
There are times when a pretty face is secondary…this is one of them…sigh…
meh, this chick does nothing for me
she kinda looks like terri hatcher, no?
She kinda does Sin, but with a bigger mouth
“She kinda does Sin, but with a bigger mouth”
all the better to eat you with, my dear…
this series of thumbnails makes it look like the clooney’s GF is dropping a big stinker in the riveria.
does this arouse you, DB?
Caribana parade this weekend, Z, come up and I promise to get you on the lead float!
RedRage, I have a DUI on my record from 2005 so your Canadian government won’t allow me across the border for another 6 years.
Db, are you feeling alright dude?
I was ticketed once in Canada for using “Eh” incorrectly. Cost me a whole 2 dollar bill.
DB
Does this help?
http://tinyurl.com/lc25jq
Zombie, they wont let you in but they give illegals schooling, job training/jobs and a place to live.
and free health care, Scummie
and that avi just makes me cringe, btw
Scum, how is that any different than the US?
Here is a better picture of her face.
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http://tinyurl.com/klxe8m
I’d hit it!
Pepper, you are nothing if not consistent
bless you
Long story short …I saw this chick in Spain and was literally next to her at a party, and she is about 10 times hotter than these pictures, fair do’s george