Elisabetta Canalis Date For Hire

February 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This old Austrian billionaire might just be my hero. He just married that German blowup doll one-quarter his age to be his regular pecker wetter, but he’s still doling out the 500K paychecks to get celebrity chicks in low... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis in A White Bikini

July 16, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t help but feel George Clooney missed out on this one. I know models like to talk about scarves and plot revenge against the bitch that stole their mascara and stare at dots on the walls for hours... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis Topless On A Boat

July 8, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I often mock Europe. I just did. Fuck them and their green pants. But they do have this topless sunbathing thing down. Not the public beaches where the large German ladies roll about like beached manatees smoking unfiltered Camels.... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis In Lingerie

June 24, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Look at this, George Clooney. This was your girlfriend a couple or three model girlfriends ago. Look at her, dammit. I don’t care about your fancy I Heart U Obama parties or how Brad Pitt comes to your sleepovers... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini

September 4, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This is the second girl today that George Clooney has nailed that we get to see in a bikini. Which should only serve to remind you that checking out a hot model in a bikini is a sad sorry... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis Shows Us Her Good Side

August 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I always thought it would be pretty hard to forget the fact that model Elisabetta Canalis followed up her relationship with George Clooney by dating Steve-o (twice), because that’s not a step down. That’s walking out the front door... READ MORE

Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini

July 19, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If anyone ever doubted that a man’s first choice in ladies is always whoever’s next, you need only look at Elisabetta Canalis. Or I guess now Stacy Keibler, who was next after Elisabetta before Stacy got ‘nexted’ herself by... READ MORE

Sacha Baron Cohen murdered Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht in Cannes today

May 17, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

What started out as an erotic afternoon of ass rubbing between Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis ended in tragedy today after Cohen showed his penis to Canalis. The Italian supermodel began to laugh and seemed to think it... READ MORE



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