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By brendon July 15, 2009 @ 4:58 PM


Jayde Nicole, star of “the Hills”, Playboy, and my erotic fantasies, wore some cruelty-free bikini to hand out vegetairan hot dogs today on Capitol Hill, apprently under the impression that getting Senators to masturbate will somehow fix whatever it is the hippies are complaining about now.

On the other side is a close up of Jayde from the waist down (not my edit, I’d like to add). The pic is taken slightly from the right, but don’t bother moving to the left and trying to see her kitty. I just ended up running in circles, convinced if I moved left faster it would work. But then as I ran around and around towards the left I got dizzy and fell down and slammed against the counter and I knocked a glass over and it broke and I fell on it and now the doctor says I have hepatitis.

(3 more pics here.  hq jump here.  image source = splash news online)

(74) Comments

  1. avatar
    iwontrememberthis 07/15/2009 17:01

    Some little boy on a field trip just decided he needs to work in politics.

  2. avatar
    Woodsman 07/15/2009 17:04

    Finally … new topic

  3. avatar
    They Call Me Lo 07/15/2009 17:06

    There is NOTHING more irritating that a phucking vegetarian! It’s like my grandfather told me before he died;

    “Boy you show me a wife who won’t put meat in her mouth and I’ll show you a husband who’ll take it in his can”.

    He was sort of a genius

  4. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/15/2009 17:07

    I dunno whether to be happy about the tits, or be fucking enraged about the PETA.

    Solution: Hate Fuck

  5. avatar
    DB's Treasure 07/15/2009 17:07

    Lo, there’s vegetarians and then there’s vegans. Vegans should be stripped of skin while they are alive and thrown in paint thinner.

  6. avatar
    SCUM 07/15/2009 17:08

    Does that button say “Go Vag”? If so sign me up.

  7. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 07/15/2009 17:09

    Food: If it’s green, it’s trouble. If it’s fried, get double.

  8. avatar
    SCUM 07/15/2009 17:09

    Db, row 3, pic#1, full size.

  9. avatar
    Woodsman 07/15/2009 17:10

    Some poor bastard in a wheelchair saw the “Go Veg” button and thought he had a shot!
    (*Woodsman re-reads his post, hangs head in shame, snickers, prepares for Hell*)

  10. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 07/15/2009 17:10

    Hey DB,

    See the news that you guys are in the Winter Classic this year for hockey??

  11. avatar
    dirtydiane 07/15/2009 17:11

    I fucking HATE PETA. I eat vegetarians because they’re tasty, not because some group tells me I should. Oh wait, what?

  12. avatar
    SuperB 07/15/2009 17:11

    So really is NPD that ghey he doesnt know the difference between a bra and bootyshorts and a bikini?

    I guess he just wanted to get that cool word bikini in the hot topic box huh?

  13. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 07/15/2009 17:13

    /sigh ….More Bikini pics?

  14. avatar
    SuperB 07/15/2009 17:13

    “I eat vegetarians”

    Shit Dd I thought you were strictly dickly

  15. avatar
    Woodsman 07/15/2009 17:13

    SuperB: it’s spelled “gay”

  16. avatar
    Rick (with a silent P) 07/15/2009 17:14

    “‘I eat vegetarians’

    Shit Dd I thought you were strictly dickly”

    B, sug, some vegetarians pack a mean zucchini…

  17. avatar
    Dr Drew 07/15/2009 17:15

    i’d eat her tuna melt

  18. avatar
    SCUM 07/15/2009 17:16

    Row 3, pic# 3. Does her crotch tattoo say Inspect, reject, neglect, impacted or infected?

  19. avatar
    dirtydiane 07/15/2009 17:16

    i am, B…but vegetarian cum tastes better. ;)

  20. avatar
    Woodsman 07/15/2009 17:18

    “she don’t eat meat but she sure likes the bone”

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