Afternoon Headlines

By brendon August 06, 2009 @ 6:49 PM

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KATY PERRY – has agreed to be one of the guest judges replacing Paula Abdul during the American Idol auditions, which begin tomorrow in Denver. It’s not clear who the fourth judge will be for that.  One artist who is being mentioned is busty bikini model Denise Milani, although mostly by me, just now.  (source = ny daily news)

STEVEN TYLER – the Aerosmith lead singer suffered head, neck and shoulder injuries after falling off a stage in Rapid City, South Dakota. Specifically, at the Buffalo Chip Campground, where the concert was being held. In a related story, are you fucking kidding me. (fox news)

JASON STATHAM – FUN FACT: even cool guys look like spazzy dorks in diving masks. FUN FACT 2 – but don’t mention that because Jason Statham will murder you with a jetski and laugh while doing it. (hq jump here. source = splash and fame)

(124) Comments

  1. pump 08/06/2009 18:52

    fuck, i got rejected by an insanely beautiful girl.
    On the other hand, I’d suck those titties of Denise Milani.

  2. Massive's Treasure 08/06/2009 18:54

    No one fucks with Jason Statham.

  3. Massive's Treasure 08/06/2009 18:57

    Hey Watt, do you have this Eva vid?

    http://tinyurl.com/lp3cb5

    If not, I can give you a download link. No anal in this one though, but still fap-worthy.

  4. iwontrememberthis 08/06/2009 19:04

    Jason Statham will murder your jetski, then your mom, then have sex with one on top of the other. He likes jetskis.

  5. pepper 08/06/2009 19:09

    steven tyler never hit the floor, he was saved by his lips…

  6. snatch 08/06/2009 19:25

    Please tell me that isn;t B’s hoo-ha in her avi

  7. Mony Vibescu 08/06/2009 20:04

    You’re a joke, phallus duck! Your pussy-fowl is a cunt between cold thighs!

  8. Tom Foolery 08/06/2009 20:06

    Good evening kids, tack up three topics I don’t care about.

  9. Rokan 08/06/2009 20:11

    This is one strange gang-bang.

  10. Tom Foolery 08/06/2009 20:20

    Rokan! You sexy Wookie from Chicago whats up? From what I can gather there is a new girl in the mix, Lora made a guest appearance, and there is some crazy guy hating broad riding your ass with lame jokes. Have I forgotten anything?

  11. Afternoon Headlines 08/06/2009 20:24

    [...] News Sources wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptKATY PERRY – has agreed to be one of the guest judges replacing Paula Abdul during the American Idol auditions, which begin tomorrow in Denver. It’s not clear who the fourth judge will be for that. One artist who is being mentioned is busty bikini model Denise Milani, although mostly by me, just [...] [...]

  12. Rokan 08/06/2009 20:26

    Watt shot a cum rope in a perfect parabolic arc which would have made Issac Newton proud.

  13. Tom Foolery 08/06/2009 20:28

    Nice, you guys never let me down or get bored at work.

  14. Rokan 08/06/2009 20:30

    Does anyone know what Pepper’s AVI is?

  15. ukickedmydog 08/06/2009 20:35

    Statham is the bomb..any actor that isn’t worried about hurting their pretty little face and can do their own stunts is good enough for me.

  16. ukickedmydog 08/06/2009 20:36

    Whats up Rokan, stayin high I presume? I’m just gettin that after-work buzz going and shakin off the day’s agression.

    http://media.photobucket.com/image/face%20shake/kristynease_esq/11-mike.jpg
    (not me, but you get the idea)

  17. Rokan 08/06/2009 20:38

    Ukicked,

    I am just smoking a bowl and contemplating the day.

  18. ukickedmydog 08/06/2009 20:39

    nice…you gotta get back with the glass piece man, that metal shit’s killer on the throat(wood too)

  19. ukickedmydog 08/06/2009 20:43

    ..and TC said _I_ had a creepy avi, that ratdog is freaking me out.

  20. Rokan 08/06/2009 20:44

    Well,
    The shitty thing is its all resined up and you can’t taste it very well.

    You know Ukicked? You’ve inspired me. I am going to roll a joint tonight.

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