08.07.2009 Afternoon Headlines

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VICTORIA BECKHAM - was in Denver today to fill in for Paula Abdul on the first day of American Idol auditions. New rumors claim Paula may still return if they pay her 10M. To recap: Paula quit late Tuesday night, and by Friday morning the producers had replaced her with someone far smarter, hotter, younger and free. Ahh, well played Paula. I think someone has been reading “The Prince”. (source = the ap)

WILL SMITH AND JADA PINKETT - deny that they are scientologists and say the private school they founded will not teach scientology, but Jada fired the head of the school last week after she complained about the curriculum, and now her replacement is an active scientologist. Conspiracy, or is that just what the aliens want us to think? (source = radar)

HEATHER GRAHAM - is in Barcelona today with her boyfriend, who I heard is gay and/or cheating and/or kills prostitutes. Whichever one might drive her to me faster, that’s the one I heard. (hq jump = here)


(351) Comments

  1. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:31

    Heather Graham is still fuckable.

  2. reneelucky7 08/07/2009 19:33

    She is cute in a school girl way.

  3. Observer 08/07/2009 19:36

    Heather Graham…..Best Tits In Show-biz

    She was my “first”….(avatar that is…..when I began posting here)

  4. Observer 08/07/2009 19:36

    She is so fucking fuckable……….it’s un-fucking-believable

  5. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:37

    The only thing missing is my cock in her various orifices.

  6. Observer 08/07/2009 19:37

    I would pay good money to see her nude….

    ….in fact my cable bill is about $110 per month…..

  7. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:38

    “She is so fucking fuckable……….it’s un-fucking-believable”

    In other words, she’s unbelievably unfucking fuckable.

    Or something like that. Right Beppo?

  8. reneelucky7 08/07/2009 19:39

    Gees- you spend alot of money on porn. Why not just look at porn on the internet for free?

  9. Observer 08/07/2009 19:40

    I hope she slathering those fabulous tits with coconut lotion…..or at least vanilla…..

    …because that’s the smell of “summer fucking”….

  10. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:40

    “….in fact my cable bill is about $110 per month…..”

    Obs, your cable company is overcharging you for sure. Unless you get ALL the channels including the porn ones.

    Even so, damn rip-off.

  11. taz 08/07/2009 19:41

    i love her tits

  12. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:42

    renee is correct, get your porn on the net for free.

    I could send some links your way, Obs. Just let me know which pornstar you wish to see.

  13. Observer 08/07/2009 19:42

    Internet???

    Free??

    My FIOS connection is close to $42.00 per month…

    The cableFIOS also allows me to watch “Dancing With The Stars”….

  14. Observer 08/07/2009 19:44

    I DO get a lot of channels…..

    …and I have three hook-ups….

    …and DVR service…….

    But all I really do is flip channels to see what ELSE is on…..

    I’d probably pay “extra” just for that alone…..

  15. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:45

    On topic, I wouldn’t pay Paula Abdul anything to get her back on that stupid show, not even Beppo’s testicles, or Mylene’s barren vagina.

  16. Observer 08/07/2009 19:47

    I’m too “prudish” for porn…..

    I like pseudo-porn….like..

    1.)Rome
    2.)Californication
    3.)True Blood
    4.)The Tudors
    5.)All French “Art” films
    6.)Any movie with “bobbling” tits that are being shown gratuitously

    For regular porn I basically “stick” to amateur…….

    …. and anything that Pepper throws up as a link

  17. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:47

    Now you can pretty much watch TV shows through the internet, using Hulu or other similar agents.

    You’re right, the internet “access” isn’t free, but beats paying for all the cable channels that you aren’t going to watch. At least 80% of them you won’t watch.

  18. Massive's Treasure 08/07/2009 19:49

    ah Obs, then I afraid I can’t help you on that. My porn taste is anything but prudish. But nothing sick and vile like Pepper’s peculiar taste.

  19. Observer 08/07/2009 19:49

    Massive’s Treasure….

    …you are so right…..

    Does Hulu show everything?

    I watch the Science channel….basically to catch a gander at Amy Mainzer……flat-chested space-ship hottie….

  20. reneelucky7 08/07/2009 19:50

    I love Hulu- I am always watching Family Guy episodes on that site

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