Ashley Hartman is in Hawaii today, looking terrific in this kick ass bikini. If you don’t remember, she used to be on the “O.C.”, but unfortunately things have been a little quiet since then. I offered to make a sex tape with her to get some publicity but she said no and that things like that were beneath her. It was sad really. Seems like Ashley has a lot of growing up to do.
(hq jump here. 14 more here. source = splash news online)
NIGZ AND PIGZ!
and I’m out. Everyone have a good weekend. Have a beer for me!
Later DB, I already had 5 beers, but not for you.
How to put this delicately…
WOULD
FUCKING
SMASH!
At least this whore looks like a female, unlike that Kristin Calamari chick who looks like a boy with a hot girl’s torso.
Awesome, my rainbow brite had those SAME sunglasses as an option, in 1989
Are her tits working at Target, now?
Trout
Sup, that pair of shade looks like 2 stretched out pussies.
Maybe I should market that, and stupid bitches will buy it.
SuperB…..
…your Rainbow Bright must have been HOT…
Watt, maybe you didn’t catch what I said yesterday, about whether you have that Eva Angelina vid or not.
Nice, Obs.
And I couldn’t care less about the sunglasses.
Obs, but I’m working to target her tits.
Don’t know ‘ya.
Would fuck ‘ya.
Body good…sunglasses, terrible.
Massive’s Treasure and Iwontremember….
…try to “fire for effect”……
…until we close in on the range….
Pepper….
…if you’re out there…..
…is that “toe”?
…or just shadows and fabric???
Sorry Obs, change of plan.
I’ll be targeting her eyes. My cum should solidify upon ejaculation, and break right through those silly shades.
Massive…..
…surprise attacks and changes in approach are often recommended….
The necklace and heart shaped sunglasses are a little suspect. My guess is that she was abused as a child and is now trying to reclaim her lost childhood. Smoking hot body though…..
Is everyone breaking out their monocles or something? This place got very classy all of a sudden. I expected more anal talk this far into the commentary.