Good riddance jackass

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago:

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I’ll miss being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon.

There is so much wrong with the second half of that statement I don’t even know where to begin.  At best she was useless.  More often she was a drunken menace, and usually it wasn’t even clear if she was talking to the right person because her “advice” rarely had any relevance to anything that had happened on stage.  Listening to her is like reading a transcript from some other language done by someone who only barely speaks English.  And they had to do it in a hurry.  And someone had just whacked them in the head.