The score is not so even stevens when it comes to Savannah Police Department and Shia LaBeouf.

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Here’s a completely shit-faced Charlie Sheen after a Guns N’ Roses concert Friday night in LA. In case you somehow managed to miss his infamous public meltdown and subsequent bullshit claim of sobriety, we’ve come full cirlce. While I’m... READ MORE

Justin Bieber and his former swagger coach (yes I want to kill myself for typing that), Ryan Good, decided to visit their respective girlfriends, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson while they shoot ‘Spring Breakers’ in Florida. Last fall, quivering... READ MORE

Lisa Marie Presley landed in a heap on the stairs to her London hotel, but to be fair, she was incredibly drunk. Based on my experience with dozens of stoned suburban white girls, it’s safe to say they’re not... READ MORE

Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago: With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the... READ MORE

Jessica Simpson got lit Saturday night at Katsuya in LA, and even had to be helped to the car by her sister Ashlee. She’s back to being super super hot now, but might have been drinking because Tony Romo... READ MORE

The Quentin Tarantino / Brad Pitt WWII movie “Inglourious Basterds” had it’s Berlin premiere yesterday, and that’s not just an unfortunate picture of Pitt at the after-party up top.  OK! says he and beer were there until around 2am.... READ MORE

Lady Gaga had a concert in Hamburg Germany last night, and according to the picture source she was “very drunk” and “wearing a dress which looks like lingerie.” Probably because it is lingerie. It confirms what many of us... READ MORE

I don’t know what the hell the VIP Lounge in St. Tropez is, but I doubt Avril Lavigne does either because she was drunk off her ass there last night. The bad news for her husband (not pictured) is... READ MORE