08.05.2009 Good riddance jackass

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Oh holy crap finally. Finally, finally, Paula Abduls dumb ass is off “American Idol”, saying on her twitter page 11 hours ago:

With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all I’ll miss being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon.

There is so much wrong with the second half of that statement I don’t even know where to begin.  At best she was useless.  More often she was a drunken menace, and usually it wasn’t even clear if she was talking to the right person because her “advice” rarely had any relevance to anything that had happened on stage.  Listening to her is like reading a transcript from some other language done by someone who only barely speaks English.  And they had to do it in a hurry.  And someone had just whacked them in the head.

(20) Comments

  1. Chistev 08/05/2009 09:50

    What did she do, turn you down?

  2. Good riddance jackass 08/05/2009 09:57

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  3. Dr Drew 08/05/2009 09:58

    She didn’t help anything, she didn’t make the show either, useless judge who encouraged everyone, never once doled out true criticism, have fun aboard the fail boat Paula as you attempt to resuscitate what you called a music career

  4. RemSteale 08/05/2009 09:59

    Kind of funny and sad that the Paula Abdul post has been all but ignored..

  5. They Call Me Lo 08/05/2009 10:06

    wow, 4 comments - it’s like nobody cares

  6. RemSteale 08/05/2009 10:12

    Round of applause for Lo

  7. mangroomer 08/05/2009 10:13

    Well - I’m glad the daffy bitch is off the show. Or something. See, I care.

  8. Fupa 08/05/2009 10:16

    Full of herself much?

  9. harleydavidson 08/05/2009 10:16

    can the show disappear as well?

  10. RemSteale 08/05/2009 10:18

    Dont think you’re quite that lucky Harley

  11. NSFWYouTube.Com 08/05/2009 10:52

    what a tool!

  12. Chistev 08/05/2009 11:01

    I still enjoy her rack

  13. Mac-Daddy 08/05/2009 11:39

    I forget…..what did she even do anyways?

    She was a singer right? anyone even remotely remember ANY of her songs??

  14. NappKinz 08/05/2009 12:04

    At least Emilio Estevez had the foresight to leave her ass 15 years ago.

  15. NappKinz 08/05/2009 12:06

    She kind of looks like that female gremlin in the picture above.

  16. Rick (with a silent P) 08/05/2009 12:09

    “She kind of looks like that female gremlin in the picture above.”

    You mean Tila Tequila?? Paula’s her mom…

  17. Dafty 08/05/2009 12:09

    Personally i don’t watch it as much as you. You should change the channel before submitting yourself to this self torture.

  18. Ghost of Mike Royko 08/05/2009 14:05

    Hate to say this. In fact I will probably hit my hand with a hammer after this post, but…

    As daffy as Paula is, she is the only one who has been a star. Randy and Simon make people stars, but have not actually been well known stars until this show.

    I think they are making a big mistake not replacing her with another “D” list star. Nobody will care what that new chick says and she will become the Shemp of the show. Paula is the original Curly…

    Now that I have defended Paula, I think I am going to go to the garage, turn on the car, and quietly take a long nap…

  19. ukickedmydog 08/05/2009 20:48

    Straight up bitch.

  20. Shurthing4u 08/06/2009 10:43

    Look at her, dancing like a trained monkey! ..but the monkeys are smarter than her.

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