Morning Headlines

JOE ROGAN – pee’s in a cup and then drinks it in this video. And he gets some radio DJ to do the same. So in a way it’s like 2 Girls 1 Cup, except it’s guys and their penises. In other words, it’s way worse. (source – redban)

MICHAEL JACKSON – may or may not have been buried. It’s not clear anymore. Last week two reports said he was. Now, who knows. Are we even positive that he’s dead? Because sometimes you can give someone drugs to knock them out and they appear to be dead but they’re really not. It can be scary. One time I could barely even get an erection. (source – NE)

ROBERT PATTINSON – was seen getting very comfortable with his “Twilight” co-star Kristin Stewart last night at a Kings of Leon concert in LA. I can’t even imagine how excited I would be about this, if only I knew why it was a big deal. Oh my God, I would totally be freaking out right now, if indeed that were the appropriate response. (source = e!)