JOE ROGAN - pee’s in a cup and then drinks it in this video. And he gets some radio DJ to do the same. So in a way it’s like 2 Girls 1 Cup, except it’s guys and their penises. In other words, it’s way worse. (source - redban)
MICHAEL JACKSON - may or may not have been buried. It’s not clear anymore. Last week two reports said he was. Now, who knows. Are we even positive that he’s dead? Because sometimes you can give someone drugs to knock them out and they appear to be dead but they’re really not. It can be scary. One time I could barely even get an erection. (source - NE)
ROBERT PATTINSON - was seen getting very comfortable with his “Twilight” co-star Kristin Stewart last night at a Kings of Leon concert in LA. I can’t even imagine how excited I would be about this, if only I knew why it was a big deal. Oh my God, I would totally be freaking out right now, if indeed that were the appropriate response. (source = e!)
Well, thats one video clip I’m not clicking on
1) Fuck Joe Rogan
2) Fuck Michael Jackson
3) Fuck Twilight
The End.
I hope that’s a joke. If you swallow your own piss repeatedly will pure water eventually come out?
Necessary?
Is it necessary that I drink my own urine?
Probably not, but I do it anyway ’cause its sterile, and I like the taste.
I’m not clicking on the video, but was it shot in 3D? What’s with the red & blue halos?
Wow. If this is how this week is gonna be, might as well call in all week …
You know what NPD and I have in common?
We both blew our loads this morning…
Did that sound gay?
Oh grow up you fucking schmucks, it’s a YouTube video so it’s not like you’re going to see Joe Rogan’s penis flapping around or anything. Even if you did, so what? Are you afraid Rogan’s dick may be bigger than yours and it’ll make you feel more self-conscious about your manhood than you already do?
only if you blew it in his ass, slaappy. ;)
No, its the idea of drinking his own urine. Eeeewww
“Schmucks,” Zombie?
Sounds like someone spent their time with a Yiddish dictionary this weekend.
Watch out, Diane. I think Zombie is sweet on you.
Waterworld remake? I THINK SO!
Watt,
I was so captivated by how well that cock fits in her ass, that I just noticed how small her tits are.
Oh, look . . . she has a face too!
Rokan, don’t talk to me.
Rokan
+1 for Monday morning Dodgeball reference.
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood”
A schmuck is a disguarded piece of penis.
DD @ 10:19. Very well put. Couldn’t have said it better myself. Happy Monday everyone.
Disguarded = discarded, DDM? Just checking…
yes. sorry. I am the illiterate.
What the fuck did I eat? My shits black and has the consistency of creamed corn. Even I’m grossed out.
Watt’s got the mud zoomers!