Playboy hosted their 3rd Hot Summer Nights party this weekend, benefiting the United Breast Cancer Foundation, and someone over there is clearly a genius. If you want to scare people about breast cancer, you need to bring in a bunch of girls with huge breasts, really remind them what we stand to lose. If you invite a bunch of survivors, you take the chance that the girl is pretty anyway, then people think maybe breast cancer is not so bad. But it is bad. As far as life changing events, it's even bigger than getting pregnant. Because you can't just drown cancer in the sink.