Even though Jennifer Love Butter is a size 2, she’s always hiding her ass for some mysterious reason. Which is why, even though she spent the weekend in Hawaii with boyfriend Jamie Kennedy, these are the only pictures of her in a bikini. Kennedy went swimming, but she was busy “modeling”. Presumably for From The Neck Up Magazine because her other 95 percent is a complete mess.
Didn’t she used to have tits? No one part of her body matches any other. Skinny face, huge ass, thin legs. She’s just a bunch of different parts thrown together, like Frankenstein.
And I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but look at that poor bastards body language. He’s not hanging his head because he dropped something. Hot Sexy Roots just said, “Oh my God, you’re that guy from Scream. No way! Me and my girlfriends love you, you are so funny. What are you doing, are you here with someone?” And now he’s looking for some of that poisonous coral so he can stab himself in the heart with it.
(10 more pics here. hq jump here. source = fame)
Mother Fuck, Brend8n!!!!!!!!
She’s a size 2. A size “too” large.
See what I did there?
I did the curves, the hips and the thick thick ass but ya can’t bullshit a bullshitter. She aint no size 2. If she’s a size two then my dick’s 3 inches…I mean 10…10 inches!
I dig the curves*
First of all, from personal experience, if there is an “X” next to the “2″, it isn’t really a “size 2″…
and whilst Chew-it still rates numerous points higher than I do on the attractiveness meter and would have reason to worry were we alone (and I with my rape kit close at hand), I don’t know whether to love or fear her delusion regards her body image dysmorphia issues…
I totally don’t give a fuck anymore.
Doc, was a size 2…..
Rokan, how was JB?
Brend0n is going crazy with the posts this morning? TITTIES FLYING EVERYWHERE!
Pepper,
It was pretty awesome. He sounded great. He did a good set,but a little slower that I would have liked. I see AC/DC on the 14th. That promises to kill.
What did you do this weekend?
damn out of TP…
*Uses some of Rokan’s fur*
Don’t get any in your oatmeal, Watt.
Anyone else have a female coworker who spends 90% of her working day on her cell phone yelling at her mother, daughter, fiance who’s in prison, etc? This girl’s phone blows up at least 4 or 5 times an hour with the same…shitty…lil’ wayne song…over and over and over and over and…
Don’t ask me which song it is cause I don’t listen to that jungle cricket’s boogie music. I just know it’s him cause of all the synthesizing and that bitch ass voice of his.
I finish with my oatmeal long before I wipe, wookie.
I’d still toss one in her
hhmm 30 minutes, Isn’t it time for a new post yet?
DB,
Don’t try to cover that your a lil’ Wayne fan.
Why don’t you just lay a nasty fart on it when ever you can. At least you’ll get some satisfaction out of it.
How did that feel, Watt. Its soft, isn’t it?
Rokan, not a prayer am I a Lil’ Wayne fan. I’ve begged this chick to change her ringtone…BEGGED! If she leaves that phone of hers laying around without her there I’m changing the phone’s primary language to Japanese or Chinese or whichever language has a straw hut with an upside down goat in it for a letter in its alphabet.
(there’s a Larry The Cable Guy reference in there)
Yeah, right, playing basketball my ass, the only dribbling shes does is from a McDonald’s triple thick chocolate shake.
DB-The playing of Lil’wayne is legal grounds for a beat down…it’s in the constitution.
I see AC/DC on the 14th. That promises to kill.
Yeah… kill one of the band members with a stroke maybe.