Nicollette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu yesterday with the worlds happiest dog, and it’s crazy to think that this sexy bitch is 46-years-old (Nicollette, not the dog). Her house must be on some wormhole that bends the laws of time and space. Like if we could see the living room, President Lincoln would be wrestling Charlemagne. And upstairs there would be a gorilla in glasses and he’s looking at this huge LCD world map with a red digital clock counting down, and the gorilla is standing upright with his hands palm-to-palm and pressed up against his lips, and he’s surrounded by a bunch of generals who look real frazzled.
(33 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)
First.
tits and asses… God, this country’s great…
I would bone the shit out of her
I would shit my bone with her ass.
if i see one more completely covered tit on here today im gonna punch my self in the face. NPD, it’s fucking quality not quantity. “OOOHHH GOOOD FOR YOU!!!!” you got bikini pics of some hag who’s been photographed in a bikini a million times before.
here you go ass hat.
http://tinyurl.com/nzfh7t
I’d eat this chick’s ass after she took a shit, didn’t wipe and ran 10 miles in 100 degree weather.
If i were Harry Hamlin, i’d be swinging from the shower curtain rod with my cock in one hand and these pics in the other right about now.
DB: I would not do that.
*fap*
DDM, is this better?
http://tinyurl.com/lnp4pb
Sensei, for some reason I just can’t get into the college games. I played a few minutes of NCAA 2010 at Best Buy the other night just to see if it had improved to my liking, and I still wasn’t impressed enough to invest. It seems like the NCAA players are way slower, the receivers drop half the passes, the tackles and hits aren’t nearly as brutal, and that constant marching band music annoys the shit out of me. I guess several years of Madden has spoiled me rotten.
And yes, NHL10 is going to melt faces. They’ve upgraded the fight sequences on the new one to be more of a throwdown than just a stumbling nudge fest.
Stumbling nudge fest is what my girl says sex with me is like.
pepper, no it’s not, because Whitney Port is only famous for being famous. She’s a horrible actress on a horrible show. Plus she’s got an average face and body. I can see better tits then this down the street ant the community pool.
The recruiting and the shorter season puts NCAA over the top for me when it comes to the games. You’re right though, the gameplay is a tad different, I guess that’s the reason there are pros and amateurs.
I’m most looking forward though to playing Custer’s Revenge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRi9RnnuP_g
Sensei! Sweep the leg!
SJK - I liked NCAA for the recruiting too but the last time I actually worked up the interest (and had a 360) I found it too dodgy and hardly based on anything. I had the #1 program and would lose recruits for no apparent reason. EA crap annoys me in this fashion often.
i concur fellas. i would longdick that bitch until the four horsemen topped the hill and 666 showed up on my shaft.
the chick in the bikini? i’d fuck her too.
well i dont expect any more new posts today. you all have a good monday.
I doubt we’ll have any more for a few days DDM, so see you around Thursday?
he probably won’t since this is a gaming forum now. kinda reminds me of this time i raced this old man at an arcade on cruisin usa and afterwards, i couldn’t stop my urge to suck his wrinkled old shaft.