08.03.2009 Todays top story

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What with all the Megan Fox-ness going on the past few months, it’s been easy to forget that Jessica Alba is 1A on the list of “Girls I Would Have Sex With Even If They’ve Been Dead For A Few Days And I Had To Reanimate Her Corpse With Jumper Cables”. So, ya know, congratulations Jessica. I bet she’s really honored to know that even if she died I would still do it with her.

(23 more pics here. hq jump here. source = splash news online)


(10) Comments

  1. Bio 08/03/2009 05:07

    alba owns fox, hth

  2. carolinediaz@hotmail.com 08/03/2009 05:44

    ROKAN,DB(fag treasure),Pepper,Dick with silent P,Ssnakeasshole,SCUM fuck,ASS ReamerSteale,and those who I forget to mention.

    START UP,Drama Queens(Queers !!) Oh yeah,DB fag treasure,tell us how you got laid with your new/dog gf,and how she sucked your tiny little stick dick,and yeah guys..tell us how you all got laid this weekend and how much booze you consumed.
    Really? hmm I think the reason why non of you are on this site ,writing about your made up life ,is that really,on weekend,mom and dad are home, and that none of you “kids”are allowed to play in the computer.There I feel better now.HAPPY MONDAY FAGS!!

  3. Cavale 08/03/2009 06:33

    umm… where is her tattoo? Should be on the small of her back???

  4. NSFWYouTube.Com 08/03/2009 06:35

    Sexy but Megan Fox is a lot sexier!

    Check all the naked celebrities, including Megan Fox and Jessica Alba!

    http://www.nsfwyoutube.com/nude-celebs.php

  5. yohnskull 08/03/2009 08:59

    Alba - Thumbs up

    Myrene - Thumbs down

  6. Mac-Daddy 08/03/2009 09:35

    boring photos!

  7. azarmadillo32 08/03/2009 10:08

    Good lord, I almost home he gets to fuck Megan Fox soon so that we can stop hearing about her already. There are actually hotter girls out there, hard to believe I know. Megan Fox spends her time staring intently/angrily at the cameras (you know, because it makes her look “hot”) or sticking her tongue over her top lip (you know, because it makes her look “hot”) or walking around with that overly shiny face looking like she just wiped Brian Austin Green’s jizz off but not quite well enough (you know, because it makes her look “hot”?). Coverage of her is the reason I stopped reading this site in the first place so kudos on a comment about a girl that is actually hot for fuck’s sake!

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  9. Buckwyld 08/03/2009 12:39

    Who the hell is that wanker in the pictures…. Oh yah, some dude that probably burns $100 bills like my granny burns tobacco.

  10. NSFWYouTube.Com 08/03/2009 16:26

    Buckwyld ,close enough - his name is CASH!

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