Khloe Kardashian is engaged

By brendon September 18, 2009 @ 5:54 PM

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When LA Laker star Lamar Odom was playing college basketball at the University of Rhode Island, he would often disappear for days at a time as he suffered from crippling bouts of depression, doubt and low self esteem. In a possibly related story, now he’s marrying Khloe Kardashian.

It’s been about a month since Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom began dating, but the couple plan to marry, and are currently planning their wedding, two sources confirm to PEOPLE.
Earlier this month, (Kim Kardashian said), “They’re very, very happy. They’ve been together a few weeks, and are literally inseparable. Khloe thinks he’s amazing and makes her laugh and smile constantly.”

The good news is that Odom is 6’11”, and when together he makes Khloe relatively human looking by comparison. The bad news is, if they have kids, those monsters will literally block out the sun and life on earth will cease to exist.

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(31) Comments

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:00

    first

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:00

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:01

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:03

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:03

    slow day 5

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    SsnakeOil 09/18/2009 18:03

    Ha!

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    DarkCherry 09/18/2009 18:03

    HOLLA URI!!!!!!!!

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:04

    still going 6

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:04

    Shit! It was too good to be true.

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    Woodsman 09/18/2009 18:05

    Rusty: you have hit level 5 – you’re in a three way tie

    Cali: Peter to Quagmire

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    Sandbox1108 09/18/2009 18:10

    does he not see her man-face? And they have been together for only 2 weeks…

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    Rusty Sanchez 09/18/2009 18:11

    Ok now that my dreams have been dashed by Ssnake, on to the pig at hand…WTF is with Odom. Clearly he is no Denzel, but Khloe Kardashian?!? His money can buy hot pussy.

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    pepper 09/18/2009 18:16

    how long before this two shit bags put out a sex video?

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    Woodsman 09/18/2009 18:18

    they will breed a race of gigantalatos

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    lambino1110 09/18/2009 18:33

    I normally do not care what the fuck people do with their lives, but when retarded fuckin’ Kardashian sisters do shit like this strictly for the pub, I have only one thing for them. A loaded 12-gauge w/ buckshot. Get off myy T.V. screen, PLEASE!!!!!

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    BALLSY 09/18/2009 18:36

    He will beat her!

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    Suicide_Blonde 09/18/2009 18:39

    Fat white chick with a weird face and a big spook? How shocking!

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    BALLSY 09/18/2009 18:42

    black women just lost another man to the white devil!

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    BALLSY 09/18/2009 18:44

    6’11″ ????!!!!!!! Imagine the cock!!!!

    God she must be like an oil well!

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    peter n 09/18/2009 18:45

    Lamar! You’re making a big mistake!

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