Lamar Odom Rediscovers Horizontal (VIDEO)

November 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After Lamar Odom passed out at a Sunset Strip nightclub at 2am, his publicist issued a statement claiming Odom lost consciousness from dehydration related to an intense workout earlier in the day.

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Lamar Odom’s Dick Let Him Down

March 30, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom has a docuseries and and autobiography in the works. He needs the money. Maybe he’ll write the book himself at it will take thirty years. Like Michelangelo painting the Sistine Chapel except not good. 

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Lamar Odom Can’t Break Free (VIDEO)

January 18, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Prior to entering rehab last month Lamar Odom did a segment on the daytime show The Doctors explaining his decision to some shitty soap opera guy posing as a doctor. It’s produced by Dr Phil, so assume its target audience is fat idiots.

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Lamar Odom Coaching The Lakers Makes Sense

January 16, 2017 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Lakers are a pretty terribly run organization so it would make sense they’d entertain the idea of hiring Lamar Odom to become a coach/team drug dealer. If this happens, bet against the Lakers on the road.

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Lamar Odom Preventative Rehab

December 13, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom has checked himself into rehab for the holidays. Sources close to Odom who feed information to E!, so, Kris Jenner, informs the entertainment outlet that Odom is clean and sober going into his stay. This is more of a proactive enrollment, you know, as nobody does ever.

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Khloe And Lamar Done

October 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian is officially divorcing Lamar Odom, coincidentally at the exact moment the news cycle had lost interest. When most people get a second chance at life they for some reason decide they want to do something involving horses. Odom thoroughly reflected and decided he wanted to do a lot more crack. He knows who he is.

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Lamar Odom Smoking The Pot

August 24, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom has been hanging out in Rhode Island and smoking a ton of weed, a necessary activity should you ever find yourself in Rhode Island. This prompted Khloe Kardashian to cry about it on her reality show, which is ironically part of Odom’s impetuous to slowly kill himself.

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Lamar Odom Ditches Intervention

July 29, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom reportedly refused to attend an intervention staged by his family, which if you are hooked on drugs is a pretty good idea. Thanksgiving is a chore, this sounds like an absolute buzz kill. The anxiety of constantly scoring crack and upping your resting heart rate to 170 is no doubt crippling.

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Khloe Gives Lamar The Boot

July 12, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Khloe Kardashian has reportedly let the lease expire on a $25,000 a month house she was renting for Lamar Odom after finding a crack pipe on the premises. What’s the big deal it’s not like he’s a soulless whore. Being a crackhead is not an especially healthy lifestyle but neither is being anorexic and contorting your organs in a corset every night or getting gang banged by No Limit Records.

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Lammy Back on the Rock

June 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lamar Odom’s friends expressed modest concern after finding a crack pipe lying around his place. Since his friends are largely recreational drug users, they well know how careless it is to leave your shit just lying around. Whores be stealing your rock.

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