People freak out whenever I call babies ugly, as if the f*cking baby is gonna read this and get it’s feelings hurt, but I’m pretty sure the rule giving them immunity was made before … um … before whatever the hell that is was born. According to her website, it’s Katherine Heigl with her newly adopted “special needs” baby from Korea. According to things I learned in comic books, it’s clearly a super baby who one day will rob banks by walking through it’s walls as police bullets bounce harmlessly off it’s impenetrable folds of lumpy skin.
I don’t like kids anyway, and I especially hate babies, but I very much do like Asian girls, and most little Asian kids are absolutely god damn adorable, way cuter than little white kids who usually suck, but this. Yikes. Was this adoption agency reputable? Because it’s like someone shaved a shar pei and gave her that. And by the time Katherine figures it out the check will have cleared. “Ha-ha, I got you money, Round Eye!”, Korea will say. “Dog baby you problem now, Woof-Woof!”
Brend8n,
You cocksucker!!! You wasted my time on This slot’s retarded baby?!!
Hey Katherine, I have “special needs” too and they involve my penis needing a meat mitten around it.
oh, i know that guy
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/l_5132a7c893f9ade39745aaffa57f6adf.jpg
wouldnt it be great if the baby’s pedatricians name was Dr. Jones. katherine would call the doctor by his first name and the baby would get all mad like “its dr. jones to you toots!”
http://theoverrated.com
Is it me or has poster guy been funny lately?
Hi Snatch,
D’you ever get your worm taken care of?
Well. That’s, um, yeah.
Evening, all. Hi Snatch.
Rokan, new hairdo? Looks good.
i gt de-wormed. I’m still a little swollen
Who the fuck is Rokan?
hey ssnake
have i missed anything good of late?
I love how this douche will say whatever racist shite about non-blacks but like every other pussy white boy, will back off saying anything about blacks. What a twat.
I haven’t been here much. Checked in a couple of times this week, but there hasn’t been a whole lot to talk about.
Where’s all the Henry Gibson tribute stuff?
Mary Travers? Hello?
Snatch,
Try a Q-Tip with a little Vasoline and some ice.
Ssnake,
$15.00 at Bo-rics!
Rokan, no midnight pussy run tonight?
Not two nights in a row.
Besides, I go home tomorrow for the weekend, so . . . I got that going for me.
I did the round trip, cause she’d been gone for a couple of weeks.
Totally worth it.
She came saw hard I thought she’d seen a fucking Poltergeist.
Atta boy. Your mom and I are very proud.
Don’t forget that thing I taught you … you know, with the mangoes, the iPod and the Scotch tape.