courteney cox is pretty gd hot

Courteney Cox filmed some bikini scenes for her ABC show ‘Cougartown’ over the weekend. The show is about she and her friends sleeping with younger men. She looks amazing so it’s probably a pretty good show. Another good show would be one called ‘Colonel Monkey’. It’s about a gorilla in the Marine Corps. He doesn’t speak english or anything but those motherfuckers are like 12 feet tall and 80,000 pounds, so we just drop him out of a plane into some shithole country. After falling out of a plane in the middle of the night with no training or warning, he’s understandably confused, so he’ll pretty much kill anything that moves. Oh but before that we kill his wife and kids and drop them into the crappy country first. Then he lands right next to them and he’ll see them and he’ll think these people did it. Stupid gorilla. And also he has a suit of silver armor on like a knight so he’s bulletproof. And I didn’t mention it earlier because it goes without saying, but I think a good name for the gorilla would be ‘Doug’.

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