Everyone knows that law enforcement in Los Angeles is completely inept, with their incompetence surpassed only by their laziness, but today it soared to dangerously worthless new heights. Despite being able to watch the crime take place on videotape (here), the DA will not file any charges against anyone, not even Joe Francis, after he grabbed Jayde Nicole by her hair and threw her to the ground.
According to the report, the D.A. supports Joe’s claims that the surveillance video shows that Jayde “appears to have acted without immediate provocation.”
What. In the fuck. Does that mean? “Bitch had it comin”? She poured a drink on him so it’s okay for him to beat her ass? Who’s the DA, Chris Brown?
In conclusion, the D.A. thought “the interests of justice do not support the filing of criminal charges against any of the three suspects.”
A guy walked up behind a woman, grabbed her by the hair, then threw her to the ground. That’s littering at the very least. The cops and DAs in LA are so god damn lazy and stupid it’s terrifying. You can literally watch someone commit a violent crime and nothing is going to be done about it. It would be one thing if Jayde was unattractive, because ugly people aren’t as important or valuable as sexy people like me and Jayde, but she’s gorgeous. Just look at these shorts. And she wears stuff like this all the time. She’s like a beer commercial come to life.
(image source = flynet)
NIGZ AND PIGZ EAT FIGZ WHILE DANCIN’ THEY JIGZ!!!
Missing Persons had it wrong … looks like EVERYBODY walks in LA.
RESPECT
DB,
I like your new avi.
Do you have a picture that shows how big that tranny’s pecker is?
Who is this chick anyways? Nice shorts.
fuck this….apparently LA is an alternate universe where you can do whatever you wish
In the professional opinion of the DA joe francis is the bigger celebrity.
Tough break, jayde.
Rokan, I’ve had a couple Durdenites say the same thing. You think the chick in my avatar is a tranny? Well, you know I like my ladies with a nice, thick ass…so that’s why I posted her.
Oh and nice michael jackson wallpaper.
Tyler Durden would probably have the poster on his bedroom wall.
DB I just saved your Avi so I could take a closer look, I don’t think she is a tranny but she does have a manly face, and legs that could squeeze the life right out of you..
DB,
I don;t mind the thick ass, I prefer a curvy one, rather than a couple of tree-trunks.
It was the Adam’s apple that disturbed me the most.
CB, You are just the cutest thing. I just wish Pepper would have lived to see you again. :: sniff ::
What an amazing ass…
(and I meant Joe Francis)
Wow… just… wow. Makes you want to throw a grenade at the entire court system here.
Pepper, what happened to Pepper???
Notice how pepper has been banned from commenting for a month and now there is no Fake CB???
CB, he made a bet with another commenter from this site and the stakes were (if her lost) he couldn’t comment for a month. The bet was the Yankke/Angels series outcome.
Tough gig for Jayde. Apparently the DA is a GGW fan. With his rap sheet, you’d think this one would be a slam-dunk for him.
(if *he lost)
Ah, was Pepper fake CB? How sad, I thought we really had something, lol.
I used to have a girlfriend who liked the rape scenario