Khloe Kardashian (image not available) somehow tricked LA Laker superstar Lamar Odom to run to the alter, but it turns out that only makes him partially dumb, because word is he is still working on his prenup and the marriage won’t be official until Khloe signs it.
He is adamant that all of his assets, including whatever money he makes while married to Khloe, are his, and she will not get a dime when should they divorce. TMZ says…
We’ve learned Odom went to the Beverly Hills law office of divorce-guru Neal Hersh last Friday to hash out the terms. Hersh won’t return our call, but Odom’s people tell us “Lamar has a set of balls” — translation, he’s not giving Khloe half of anything.
Yeah I don’t really care about that. I feel like Darwin watching his big lanky ass prepare to breed with that moose. What I very much do care about is Ashley Greene in a bikini. Therefore, here we have pictures of Ashley Greene in a bikini. As you can tell these are much better than pictures of Khloe, who looks like a learning-disabled boy.
Figz, mother fuckers
Second
Third
I feel good
Five
Six
Suck it
I smell victory
Smell that bitch!
Rusty!!!!!!!!!
Et tu, Rusty?
The only reason you got to 6 Rokan, is that Ashley Green was calling to me and I could turn away.
I like this girl. I wouldn’t pay her to have sex with me, but I might hold my breath and stomp on the floor until she gave in.
Its hard to type with your cock in your hand, isn’t it Rusty?
Man that chick is amazing.
Just fucking amazing.
Really amazing.
I am going to fuck my g/f extra hard tonight thanks to these pictures. When she tries to walk I will giggle and think of Ashley.
I still cannot get over the specimen in my avatar.
Rokan, thats why I make so many spelling errors, I type WITH my cock and the head keeps hitting multiple keys because it is large, you see.
JCVD, if there are no pictures to prove it, it didnt happen. I’ll be looking forward to you shutting me up tomorrow.
::Looks at Rokan:: Do you think JCVD fell for it?
JCVD,
I’m gonna fuck my girlfriend really hard and think of these pictures too?
How weird is that?
Rusty,
JCVD seems to be setting his chick up for some kind of debauchery and/or photos.
It just might work.