In July of 2007, Lindsay Lohan was charged with 2 DUIs, 2 counts of possession of cocaine, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility, driving on a suspended license, drinking underage and fleeing the scene of an accident. Her BAL was .12 on the first DUI, .15 on the second. The legal limit is .08. She faced a total of 6 years in jail.
She served a total of 84 minutes in jail, was sentenced to 36 months of probation and given 18 months to attend 86 separate alcohol education classes. 27 months later she has attended only 52 of those 86, so today she was called in front of a judge to explain why.
She arrived 90 minutes late, “appeared disheveled and strung-out with blood shot eyes” and told the judge she’s been too busy to attend all the classes. Please keep in mind she doesn’t actually do anything.
So what was her punishment? If you have to ask, this is clearly the first you’ve heard of law enforcement in LA.
A judge today decided to extend Lindsay’s probation another year so she can finish her alcohol education classes. Her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, told the judge Lindsay has been extremely busy and has only been able to complete about half her classes.
So, nothing. Absolutely nothing happened to her. I dare you to pull this crap in any other state. Not only would you be thrown in jail immediately, they would then put some kind of slug in your ear that works it’s way inside of you and eats your bones.
I can smell her unwashed cooch through these pictures
I’m cracking a fucking window
Plaxico Burress says FUCK THIS BITCH!!
They could have at least had a strip search done……
….the sex-tape google click revenue would have covered the court costs…..
And my pants are below my knee’s.
Cali: I just google image searched it. Maybe my blackberry bypasses porn sites.
Can you see this? http://nicole-graves1.com/nicole-graves-3/pics/nicole-graves-5.jpg. NSFW
Ill bet deebs would lick her asshole. Yeah I know that’s not saying much.
ahhhh now i can start my weekend.
i swear to God if it fucking snows this weekend imma moving to Texas. ;)
watt - i get a “FIND MORE FREE PORN AT POONEY DOT COM” message. epic fail bro but it’s ok.
So that’s what she wore to court? I would have expected pasties and a g-string for the ’sentence’ she got.
Clearly you fail because I see tits and ass. Blackberry>porn sites
Fuckin’ Bitch. I got fined three hundred dollars for holding a bottle of wild turkey in a park.I was also naked.And passed out. But still. If lohan did that thered be pics.and fuck they would be good pics.
Justice is supposed to be blind, but it’s not supposed to a fucking moron, too.
No way I’d Habeas that corpus
Why do we even care that she got away with it? She is going to die soon…look at her…she looks like death already!
I have a student in my class who cuts her forearms. But at least she does it all nice and clean with a razor. LiLo must be the worst self-injurer in the history of self-inflicted injuries.
Watt, are you ready for the spanking?
…i KNEW i smelled fresh pussay!
would it be too much to ask she washed her fucking hair before she went to court…damn
What will you do for a month without durden, pepper?
The new ‘Nista looks hot, but I can’t tell…she’s got one of those MySpace, bird’s eye view avatars.