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October 29, 2009 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Many people feel that the reason Lindsay is a complete and total fuckup is because her mom has spent the last 20 years telling her she’s perfect and brilliant and the people who criticize her are just jealous because Lindsay is so amazing and gorgeous and talented. You may be wondering if Lindsay truly believes all that.
Oh hey look she got a new tattoo.
Hmm. Yes, yes of course. Lindsay just wants to shine like the star she is, but she can’t because of us. For some time now I’ve suspected we were doing that and finally here is the proof. This must be why Lindsay is spending so much time with Ali, to save her from us. A Wednesday night in a bar with some tequila and smores or whatever it is alcoholics and little kids can agree on for the table is just what she needs to keep her on the road to success.
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