Maxim is boring as hell of course (*), and you could find better writing with funnier jokes on the label for a bottle of vitamins, but they still somehow trick hot girls into posing for their unreadable magazine every month. In this case ‘Twilight’ star Ashley Greene. They also have an interview with her, but you shouldn’t read it. It’s bad to know too much about a girl who is a total stranger. Because then if we start dating, and much to her amazement we have all the same favorite food and books and movies, eventually she’ll realize we’re not soul mates, but that I’ve been stalking her for several months.
(image source = maxim and pacific coast)
(*) maxim.com gets half the page views that tyler does every month (screencap). how embarrassing. they have an army of professionals. tyler is written by one person, me, and I can barely even read. so if any hot actress or model out there wants to send in some awesome pictures to post on tyler so they can be famous, by all means go for it. I have no integrity whatsoever. that’s fine with me.
Porkable
I would fuck her indeed…..
I own cameras…..I’ll take her nude pictures……
Speaking of which….
….where ARE the nudes?
I still prefer naked celebs…….
….even after all these years….
Like most hot broads, she looks better naked.
Combo breaker?
I just got Big Smelly Dirt Cock Blocked…
Big Smelly Dirty Cock…..
….I think you can eliminate the word “hot” from your aphorism……….
Personally……
….she looks like the type of chick I’d like to rub suntan lotion all over……
….does anyone know if she is really a vampire?
(from previous post)
Would you? Cause I know I would…
http://www.angryduck.com/pictures/original/2009_11/tough-guy-with-boobs.jpg
I also like a girl with a pocket on her left tit…….
Deebs
The only thing I don’t like on that chick is the tats….
I liked the nudes better.
I keep seeing ads for new moon. It looks so completely retarded and stupid. How can anyone like that shit?
Vapid…
I actually dig her tats, obs.
Who teaches these starlets to pump their own gas…..?
This one’s for you, Watt.
(sfw)
http://www.angryduck.com/2621/exhibit-vs-house/
‘cuz Dakota Fanning is the infantile hot, Watt.
Deebs……
…I’m more partial to her cute little girlish ponytail……..