11.09.2009 monday afternoon headlines

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AVATAR - will have cost around $500 million when it hits screens next month, so it’s already breaking records as the most expensive movie ever made, and the one people most regret investing in. WTF is this nonsense? (la times)

RIHANNA
- is a little tattle-tale, according to Chris Brown, who thinks she should have kept her mouth shut after he punched her in the face a few dozen times. Instead she went and narked.  That’s fucked up. He trusted her, and she betrayed that. What a bitch. (the sun)

BRITNEY SLAMMED DOWN UNDER - is without question the laziest suggestive headline ever written. (the sun)

LINDSAY LOHAN - was seen outside Crow in West Hollywood crying as she left Friday night. Probably because they ran out of cocaine. (star)

RAMPAGE JACKSON - was on set to film for ‘The A-Team’ in Vancouver today. Here the stuntman for Jacksons character ‘BA Baracus’ is going down the side of a building for some reason. Maybe ‘cause he didn’t have no time fo’ no jibba-jabba. (inf)


(351) Comments

  1. CodPiece 11/09/2009 18:36

    I pity the Nigz who mess wit dem Jigz

  2. TheDocisback 11/09/2009 18:37

    You all can lick my vodka infused clit.

  3. DB's Treasure 11/09/2009 18:40

    SWIMMIN HOLE!!!

  4. TheDocisback 11/09/2009 18:41

    Rampage is my favorite Jackson.

  5. DarkCherry 11/09/2009 18:41

    <—– my pussy

    giggle

    night kids

  6. DB's Treasure 11/09/2009 18:42

    You’re a tease, lady!!!

  7. CodPiece 11/09/2009 18:44

    Get better Cali. :)

  8. fukU 11/09/2009 18:45

    fuck the Jacksons!

  9. Sensei John Kreese 11/09/2009 18:45

    That Avatar movie looks absolutely fucking stupid.

    If I want to see blue things being stupid I’ll check out my balls after watching ‘Golden Girls’.

  10. SCUM 11/09/2009 18:45

    <<<WWDBD.

  11. Watt 11/09/2009 18:48

    Obs: this is the only twilight I’d watch

    http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/twilight-porn_230×460.jpg

  12. Rokan 11/09/2009 18:52

    Lefty doesn’t look so good.

  13. DB's Treasure 11/09/2009 18:55

    Rokan, what do you mean he doesn’t look so good?

  14. SCUM 11/09/2009 18:55

    <<<< This hog is ready for doggy.

  15. DB's Treasure 11/09/2009 18:57

    Scum, no thanks.

    I can say that the girl in my avy is ready for doggy.

  16. entropissed 11/09/2009 18:59

    so it’s time to put up my craigslist ad lookin for weed. guess i’ll either get weed or get arrested. i hope if i get arrested they at least let me smoke the (possibly fake) weed first

  17. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/09/2009 19:01

    My biggest problem with Avatar is that are they trying to tell me that with all the sophisticated technology they have people still have to use manual wheelchairs?

    That and the emo blue jungle ThunderCats.

  18. Rusty Sanchez 11/09/2009 19:01

    Wow, the juxtaposition between Scum and DB’s avis is frightening.

  19. Rokan 11/09/2009 19:02

    DB,
    Why do her shoes look so big?

  20. chubby chaser 11/09/2009 19:04

    Why is the rope not around his neck?

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