Megan Fox has broken up with Brian Austin Green a dozen times, but they keep getting back together. She clearly wants out, probably to date me, but look at him. Look at him as they walk around Silver Lake yesterday, with Megan in a slightly see-thru shirt. He's oblivious. He has no idea he's on borrowed time. He has no idea what's about to hit him. It's this rock I found. GET AWAY FROM HER YOU SON OF A BITCH!
(source = inf daily)