Last week someone on the PGA Tour told me Elin Nordegren grabbed a golf club and went after Tiger Woods as if he was filled with candy when she found out about his affairs on November 27th, and that was why he never had any control of his car when he left the house and why he crashed into a neighbors tree (more here).
Last Thursday, the Sun reported that Tiger had a tooth knocked out that night, and that’s why he hasn’t made any public appearances.
This is all just rumor of course, but the Florida Department of Children and Families seems to think she hit him too, because police notes and sources say she did, and now they have an open investigation to see if it happened in front of their kids. Radar says…
Florida’s Department of Children and Families has an open investigation that it is actively pursuing into a possible domestic violence incident - with a weapon — between Tiger Woods and his wife.
RadarOnline.com has exclusively obtained a police document that provides proof and details of the investigation.
The document - police dispatch notes - details that the investigation centers on possible domestic violence between Tiger and his wife taking place in front of their young children. Using police code, it also spells out that a unknown weapon may have been involved. A source close to the situation (said) the weapon is a golf club.
Domestic violence is never funny under any circumstance, unless it’s a girl beating up a guy, in which case it’s hilarious 100 percent of the time. Girls are small, weak, and punch like they’re doing the dog paddle, so even if she trained a bear to shoot a gun at you, it’s embarrassing to get beaten up by one. This crazy bitch is like Laura Croft, except this time, the game is for real!
He going to have a hard time yelling Fist
To paraphrase Rokan, I would use my tongue to check her for worms.
Celebrity Death Match:
Elin Nordegren with a golf club VS Britney Spears with a tennis racket
Britney with a mic stand.
Britney with an umbrella….
Britney with a crotchless triangle choke.
Fuck, that’s what I meant Bella.
I’d let her hit me with a 9-iron for a roll in the hay.
I knew that you did Z…..
I thought it was Rihana with the umbrella.
It was Col. Mustard with the candlestick.
Yes if you cheat on your hot as sin supermodel wife she’s going to beat your ass with a golf club
GOOD JOB TIGER! YOU FOUND OUT WHY YOU DON’T GET CAUGHT! Keep your side bitches away from your main bitch/wife. Stupid ninja.
It was OJ with a big fucking knife …
The tennis racquet would go with Love.
With the sporting-appropriate platform wedges, of course.
What I really want to know is what she was not giving or doing to him that he went to many lookalikes to get? Cornholed a la SuperB?
Women may be weak but fury seems to multiply our strength infinitely and I don’t give a fuck how big and tough you are.
A cast iron frying pan to the head humbles most arrogant assholes…..
I’m proud of you bella for knowing you need to stay in the kitchen and cook.
I say lock the bitch up. Chicks think that they can get away with anything these days.
First, she doesn’t blow him well enough to keep him off of the skanks. That’s a crime all by itself.
Second, she free-loads her way to a billion dollar payday off of his God given skills.
Third, She assaults him with his own golf clubs.
Elin is the real criminal here. I blame the liberal media for filling women with alot of non-sense about equal rights, when they need to be on their knees munching on a cock-meat sandwich.
That’s the way Mom, did it. That’s the way America does it, and it’s worked out pretty well so far.
But that’s just me. I’m old fashioned, I guess.
After looking at these pics one has to wonder why Tiger would trade down for the skank-zillas he was banging over the hot piece of tail he was married to? I’d love to load her up with some man-chowder anytime she said she needed it…
Cute, Watt….
I’d be offended if I was Betty Crocker….