Just yesterday, Star magazine went to press with a story claiming Tiger Woods has been trying to nail Jessica Simpson for months (a report Jess denied this morning on her twitter) and earlier today Us magazine reported that he is still texting Rachel Uchitel and trying to hook up.
With that in mind, it shouldn’t be a surprise that both ABC News and Radar are breaking stories that Elin Nordegren has set her divorce in motion. Radar says…
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin has decided to file divorce papers. Too many women and too many lies have pushed her over the edge. Elin has made up her mind that she can no longer be married to Tiger. “She’s not going to let Tiger talk his way out of this,” the source said. “There’s nothing he can say to erase years of betrayal.”
And ABC News writes …
Elin Nordegren has asked for a divorce according to ABCnews.com, which cited a source close to Woods’ wife as saying that a “divorce is 100 percent on.” The source said Nordegren plans to move cautiously while waiting to see if there are any new allegations of infidelity.
To make things even worse for Elin, the TYLER INVESTIGATIVE TEAM! has learned that sexy UK model Alice Goodwin got FF implants and then pranced around with her shirt off while Zoo magazine took pictures. So now Elin can’t even get a picture in stories that are about her. This poor girl just can’t catch a break.
Come to me you wounded and loaded Scandinavian princess.
Another bullshit Tiger story… but at least there’s fake, airbrushed tits.
Well that’s 1/2+ stories.
And no naked tits!
“She’s not going to let Tiger talk his way out of this,”
At what point are you still able to “talk” your way out of this?
2 mistresses… 5…10?
I’m curious as to the upper limit of allowable side whores.
Honestly tiger should just brand himself as the playboy of the PGA and mushroom stamp any bitches he can get.
That said: http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/BeatDeadHorse.gif
I stand corrected that be some tits and kitten noses!
Now every time I see a kitten’s nose I’m going to think of Bella’s nipples.
Only if its pink
Bella aint no nagger
Bella, awaiting photographic conformation.
fantastic tit job. see what spending a little more does?
How many days since we have had a Tiger free story? I do give a few points for Durden trying to throw in some nude pics to ease the pain
Looks like Brendy-poo reads the comments after all….
she’s a cross between Katie Price, Audrina from The Hills, and Lacey Chabert.
sword fights with wooden dowel is fun as shit until you get smashed on the knuckles!
Lacey Chabert is the hot
http://www.masonicinfo.com/images/BeatDeadHorse.gif
What happened to Lacey Chabert, hate to admit watching mean girls before but she was the reason I watched it a second time
Tom, between Jersey shore, Real housewives of NJ and Mean girls you should hand in your man card and be banned from holding a remote control.
to the right the “you can nail one of tigers whores for…” post. did anyone actually look at Miss Holly Sampson’s profile? it’s hilarious. age: 26-30. you can only be one age sweetheart! plus she also calls her “breast appearance: super nice”, and under piercings/tattoos it’s don’t know. you don’t know if you have any piercings or tattoos???
lastly: what do we think “delivered as promised: yes” means???
Redrage: You forgot Bad Girls Club also, new season just started.