elin nordegren just got paid

Part 1 of Tigers plan to salvage his reputation was to pay everyone off so they keep quiet. That’s also Parts 2-30. The Chicago Sun Times says…

…don’t look for Woods’ wife, Elin, to be moving out of the couple’s Windermere, FL., mansion anytime soon. She’s reportedly being paid a hefty seven-figure amount — immediately transfered into an account she alone controls — to stick with her husband.
On top of that, my source indicated Elin Nordegren Woods, the mother of Tiger’s two children, has demanded — and is getting — a total rewrite on the couple’s prenuptial agreement making the incentives for her to remain Mrs. Tiger Woods even more enticing.
At this point, the couple needed to remain married for 10 years in order for Woods’ wife to collect a splitsville settlement of $20 million. I’m being told that time frame has been shortened — and the dollar amount increased “substantially.”

This story and the Rachel one and the Katie Holmes one are doing a really good job at breaking down the stereotype that women are attracted to men for their money. I was being sarcastic by the way.  This is turning into a hostage negotiation now. “That’s a really beautiful family you have there Mr. Woods. Sure would be a shame if they all went away.” Luckily, all can be forgiven as long as you pay up. If Elin and Tiger were on a deserted island where money didn’t matter, there’s no way she ever has sex with his boring ass. She might give him a handjob around year 9.

(picture source = splash news online and getty images)