holly sampson on may 26th: “i f*cked tiger woods.”

By brendon December 09, 2009 @ 6:16 PM

Back in May, porn star and Tiger Woods side piece Holly Sampson did an internet interview, and you can forget about any coy allusions to sex with this one, because when asked if she’d ever had sex with someone famous, she just blurted Tigers name right out. Sports By Brooks says…

“I f—– Tiger Woods. … Me and my girlfriends did a bachelor party for Tiger and it was amazing. And then he picked me to go in the room. I have to say he was really good.”
“I think it’s pretty amazing. He’s like the whitest black boy you’ve ever met. His teeth are perfect and he’s the perfect gentleman. He’s beautiful.”

Sampson also confirmed performing oral sex on Woods and that he used a condom.
“It was pretty simple, straight up sex. He’s got a lot to protect himself from too. I think he would probably die if he knew I was telling this on the internet but that’s okay, I don’t care. It was fun, it’s not like it was any big mystery.”

She was so cavalier about the whole thing, she even mentions Kevin Costner first, then Tiger.  For his sake, I hope she did it with Costner just minutes earlier, because otherwise Tiger came in a distant second. Even being at the same party as Kevin Costner would be embarrassing, much less when that party is in some porn stars vagina. Tiger should pray his house falls down on top of him tonight before this gets any more embarrassing.

(WARNING – the video above has very NSFW language.  better copy of the video on Naughty Americas website)

(59) Comments

  1. avatar
    SCUM 12/09/2009 18:18

    He is white, no brother would let a ho give him head with a condom on.

  2. avatar
    SCUM 12/09/2009 18:19

    Is that Sup and DC with Bella in the middle?

  3. avatar
    Rokan 12/09/2009 18:21

    I better not see any of that shit we left behind on the Lindsey post.

    Let’s keep this site hetero! Ok, folks?

    I shouldn’t have to say that now, should I?

  4. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 12/09/2009 18:22

    I just killed my dog because I had to endure just another Tiger Woods non-story.

  5. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/09/2009 18:22

    Oh, great. Who got the Wookie angry and what did they do?

  6. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/09/2009 18:23

    What do you think Rokan, sock puppet?

  7. avatar
    Tito's Anal Adventures 12/09/2009 18:23

    Ok, it was the neighbor’s dog, but the point is still valid.

  8. avatar
    pepper 12/09/2009 18:24

    Check out the big brain on Rusty!!!!

  9. avatar
    whatizdat 12/09/2009 18:24

    Rokan smoke a bowl and have some wookie chips, It’ll be OK in a few minutes.

  10. avatar
    SuperB 12/09/2009 18:25

    The poor boy seems to be in quite a tangle :P

  11. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/09/2009 18:25

    Was it a chihuahua?

    Those don’t count as dogs. And if a woman has one, it’s a total ender for me.

    I can’t stay those fucking chihuahuas! How can you have a pet that constantly pisses itself because it’s scared of everything?

  12. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/09/2009 18:26

    That’s right Pepper. You gotta get up pretty early in the afternoon to get one over on me.

  13. avatar
    pepper 12/09/2009 18:27

    looks like T.IT.S has the case of the pepper.

  14. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/09/2009 18:28

    Does a case of the pepper include hating chihuahuas?

  15. avatar
    pepper 12/09/2009 18:29

    whatizdat,are you going to Croton Falls tonight?

  16. avatar
    pepper 12/09/2009 18:30

    nope, just spelling

  17. avatar
    whatizdat 12/09/2009 18:30

    No pepper, staying at my house tonite

  18. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 12/09/2009 18:30

    Tony, are you confusing chocha with chihuahua?

  19. avatar
    The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/09/2009 18:31

    Spelling sucks. And so does English.

  20. avatar
    pepper 12/09/2009 18:31

    do you want me to stop at your girl friends house and make sure she is ok?

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