i dont feel so good

Rihanna spent the Christmas holidays back home in Barbados, and yesterday she launched her attack on my erection when she went to the beach in this disturbingly small bikini. If her ass was the size of her chest and her chest was the size of her ass, it would have been fantastic, but they’re not so it wasn’t.

This will probabaly be another time when some fatties will gasp for air while typing on their chocolate crumb coated keyboard to ask who gave me the right to call people like Rihanna fat, and to put out the message that all girls should be skinny with big tits or else they suck. Oh I’m sorry, I thought this was America!