12.02.2009 joanna krupa has good intentions

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Joanna Krupa helped promote her new PETA ad yesterday, and I’m sure she has the best of intentions but I doubt celebrities really know that much about PETA because those people are fucking nuts.

The ad advocates adoption but PETA took in over 2100 dogs and cats last year and only 7 were adopted (more). PETA sucks. There’s 18 dogs on that poster, but if those lunatics had their way Joanna wouldn’t be the only one with little angel wings floating up to heaven.

I have 4 dogs, and they were all adopted, but I wouldn’t give money to PETA even if they were holding my baby over a pool of lava and demanding a 1 dollar ransom. Although that’s mostly because I hate kids, and what am I, made out of money?


PETA runs adoption shelters just like the Humane Society, but according to Newsweek they’ve euthanized 17,000 animals since 1998, nearly 85% of the animals they took in. When Nevada went to a “no-kill” policy in 2007, they saved 90% of the animals they took in. Other areas saved as many as 97% of healthy animals.

Another site says PETA took in 2,216 animals in 2008. 7 of those animals were adopted. 2,124 were euthanized.  That’s an adoption rate less than 1 in 300.

Many of those were no doubt sick or injured and suffering. Many were perfectly healthy. On their own site, PETA repeatedly advises euthanizing pets, even healthy ones, as opposed to finding them a new home.

Q: “What should I do if I can no longer keep my companion animal?”
A: “If your animal friend is old, very shy, or very dependent on you and you cannot find a home with someone he or she trusts and loves, the kindest course may lie in taking him or her to a veterinarian or shelter to be euthanized.”

You read that right by the way. “If your dog is shy, maybe you should kill it.”

Many feel PETA does this and is so vocal about spaying and neutering dogs and cats because they want to end the cycle of dogs and cats as pets. The third sentence from an article explaining PETAs stance on keeping animals as pets says: “This selfish desire to possess animals and receive love from them causes immeasurable suffering.”

As reported by the Telegraph UK, in 2005 two PETA employees took at least 80 dogs and cats from local shelters. The animals were taken into a van, euthanized, then thrown into dumpsters. Among other things, they were charged with 3 counts of obtaining property by false pretenses, because they told the shelters they would find homes for the animals. PETA said the employees “did nothing wrong” and paid for their legal defense.

(97) Comments

  1. RedRage 12/02/2009 12:47

    Golf clap for PETA’s 1 in 300 adoption record! Well done.

  2. Tito's Anal Adventures 12/02/2009 12:48

    I like the picture. I hate animals. I’d fuck her if she wasn’t mounted by a dog before.

  3. DB's Treasure 12/02/2009 12:50

    Fuck PETA.

  4. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/02/2009 12:52

    I second DB.

  5. whatizdat 12/02/2009 12:54

    I agree about PETA but I also say fuck Joanna now!

  6. Zombie 12/02/2009 12:54

    Seriously? A 9 paragraph post about PETA? No amount of tits can excuse that.

  7. Watt 12/02/2009 12:54

    ::yawn::

  8. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/02/2009 12:55

    Fook you whale!
    Fook you dolphin!

  9. SCUM 12/02/2009 12:56

    The cross should be upside down. HAIL SATAN.

  10. SCUM 12/02/2009 12:58

    Meridith Baxter came out of the closet, who cares.

  11. Watt 12/02/2009 12:58

    Good call SCUM

    In unrelated news its nice to see the usual band of retards absent today.

  12. Rusty Sanchez 12/02/2009 12:59

    Why are we euthanizing dogs when we should be euthanizing the spawn of shitbags like Octomom and Jon & Kate?

  13. Rokan 12/02/2009 13:00

    Thank you, Jesus!!

    Quit bitching about PETA and look at the hot slot, you homos.

  14. leftnutofjesus 12/02/2009 13:01

    zombie,

    you should be proud. he typed almost as much frivolous bullshit as you do.

  15. Sensei John Kreese 12/02/2009 13:01

    She’d have a lot more credibility if she were completely nude.

  16. SCUM 12/02/2009 13:02

    Why did Pepper go to Thailand? He support’s youth in Asia.

  17. Zombie 12/02/2009 13:02

    For every animal you don’t eat I’m going to eat three.

  18. Watt 12/02/2009 13:05

    Plundering the sea is delicious

  19. RemSteale 12/02/2009 13:05

    I had a nice lamb burger for lunch today.
    Yum….

  20. Rokan 12/02/2009 13:06

    I prefer veal.

    I say, cage those little fuckers up until they are nice and tender.

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