PETA Cock Blocking

August 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Typically I'm against PETA. The animal rights activists will randomly ruin anyone's expensive fur coat with low-quality red paint. Joe Montana Parkinson's shakes every time someone mentions them.

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Boobs Against Bullfighting

July 16, 2017 | topless | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Women are passionate when they protest. So passionate about the cause that somehow it always leads to them taking off their shirts.

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PETA Getting Good Use Out of Their Crocodile Masks

February 21, 2017 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Animal rights protesters have been dogging Fashion Weeks from New York to London and upcoming in Milan. For their part, posh attendees at Fashion Weeks have been donning the skins of dead animals and drinking champagne and ordering their armed security... READ MORE

Alicia Silverstone Naked to Protest Wool

November 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jesus, PETA what now? It started with preventing ranchers from forcing farm animal genitals first into the extruder. We all winced and said, fine. Now it's no wool. That's fucking hair. READ MORE

PETA Gets a Head Start

February 19, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

PETA got their protest girls out in London ahead of the upcoming Fashion Week. You’d think it might be tough to find three raggedy chicks with bad teeth in England to hold a PETA sign up over their bare... READ MORE

PETA Supporters Bloody Good Show

November 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you celebrated National Vegan day by fist punching an adorable creature, skinning it alive, cooking it over an open flame, then tossing it aside because it tasted gamy. PETA vegans in London chose a different... READ MORE

Free Willy

May 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sometimes, I take a bite into my tuna sandwich and I can taste the oppression of man’s domination over the seas. Also, a hint of cadmium isotopes from Fukushima. Quite delightful really. The good and decent human hating folks... READ MORE

Jillian Michaels Is On the Side of Good

April 30, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jillian Michaels took time away from yelling at fat people to yell at a PETA rally to get rid of Central Park’s horse drawn carriages. People have been trying to get rid of those cloyingly romantic carriages since as... READ MORE

PETA Protestors Topless Outside The Tower of London

April 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If I had to choose between the shrill screams of angry jobless journalism majors or a simple sign and a pair of painted tits, I’d choose the latter. But I’m pretty sure the PETA ladies who come up with... READ MORE

Ariana Grande Cares About The Animals

January 24, 2014 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Singer and miniature Nickelodeon star Ariana Grande was spotted wearing a PETA shirt while on her way to the recording studio yesterday, and I don’t like to label tiny celebrities with stereotypes, but I’m guessing that she’s less of... READ MORE