12.28.2009 jude law had a good weekend

Jo Miller, Sienna Miller, Jude Law

The last few days have probably been some of the best Jude Law can remember. He hasn’t had a movie make more than a million dollars, total, in the US since 2006, the same year Sienna Miller ended their engagement and dumped him after he fukced his nanny.

But look at him now. He’s on top of the world again. His hair plugs have settled in nicely, his new movie ‘Sherlock Holmes’ made 66 million on it’s opening weekend, and he and Sienna looked very much together again when they spent Christmas day in the Caribbean. Unfortunately for him that’s where the fun ended, because his kids were there too, and instead of a nanny for him to bang they brought Siennas mom.  So rather than getting oral from his slutty girlfriend in some tropical paradise, he got to hear, “The History of My Knick Knacks, starring these Cow Figurines and over 100 Commemorative Spoons about the Beatles.”

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(49) Comments

  1. Rokan 12/28/2009 13:33

    Blumpkin

  2. Zombie 12/28/2009 13:34

    That kid is pulling the ol’ “fart and run trick” in pic #7.

  3. The Irreverent Tony Stark 12/28/2009 13:36

    Oh shit! Kill it with fire!

  4. pepper 12/28/2009 13:46

    where is the ass?

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 13:58

    man i pooped like 25 times this weekend. Between the holidays and all the left overs I had my toilet in tears by sunday night..

  6. entropissed 12/28/2009 13:58

    Gah my farts smell fucking horrible today, glad the office is 1/3rd full.

    I noticed that Chubby Chaser hasn’t posted in a long time. This is a good thing since his forced jokes were so fucking lame.

  7. Mac-Daddy 12/28/2009 14:00

    I don’t get the appeal of this Sienna girl. Sure, she was hot as that brunette pyscho chick in G.I.Joe, but in any other pic she looks hideous!

    I’d take Jessica Simpson over her ANYDAY!

  8. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 12/28/2009 14:05

    The G.I. Joe movie has been scientifically proven to kill brain cells and replace them with shit particles. Positively charged, shit particles.

  9. oy 12/28/2009 14:11

    hehehee GI JOE didnt stay over 6 weeks in theaters….hehehee dum!

  10. oy 12/28/2009 14:12

    hopefully, this 3hr avatar game will not bother us over a month….

  11. Al Bundy 12/28/2009 14:18

    Someone needs to remind Jude how many cocks Sienna has had in her mouth the last time he was with her.

  12. Mike Hunt 12/28/2009 14:19

    Pepper,

    I’m right here.

    Want to see my penis?

  13. Al Bundy 12/28/2009 14:19

    (Edit)

    Someone needs to remind Jude how many cocks Sienna has had in her mouth since the last time he was with her.

  14. Rokan 12/28/2009 14:20

    Oy,

    Avatar was a great movie.

    Course, I liked GI Joe too.

  15. pepper 12/28/2009 14:21

    Mike Hunt…Not you..ass………where is her ass?

  16. Mike Hunt 12/28/2009 14:25

    You didn;t answer my question

  17. Mike Hunt 12/28/2009 14:26

    I guess that’s a yes.

    http://www.funlol.com/1904/Donkey_Penis!.html

  18. Mike Hunt 12/28/2009 14:28

    I mean this.

    http://tinyurl.com/ydap25z

  19. DarkCherry 12/28/2009 14:29

    you guys are gonna hate this but omg i love it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNzrwh2Z2hQ&feature=player_embedded#

  20. entropissed 12/28/2009 14:33

    DC, which one is Lil Shaka Wayne Latifah?

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