kate gosselin is single

If there’s no love in your heart this Christmas because you’ve been holding out for a single 34-year-old woman with 8 kids, zero jobs, and a terrible attitude, Us magazine has good news.

Jon and Kate Gosselin’s ten-year marriage is now history.?
On Wednesday an arbitrator ruled how the former spouses would divide their real estate and other assets. While most of those details remain confidential, Kate’s attorney confirmed that the former reality mom “will continue to reside with all eight of her children in the former marital home” in Wernersville, Penn.
?Kate noted, “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children” and “restructuring our lives.”

It’s so hard to believe that Jon is Asian. This is such specific white trash behavior, the Asians are way above this kind of thing, and the shame he’s brought to his family should have forced him to commit seppuku long ago, or whatever the Korean version is of that. The only thing about any of this that even seems a little bit Asian is the 8 kids.  That’s 16 tiny hands to make shoes or whatever, and plenty to chose from if the government ever makes you throw all but 1 of them into the ocean.