If there’s no love in your heart this Christmas because you’ve been holding out for a single 34-year-old woman with 8 kids, zero jobs, and a terrible attitude, Us magazine has good news.
Jon and Kate Gosselin’s ten-year marriage is now history.
On Wednesday an arbitrator ruled how the former spouses would divide their real estate and other assets. While most of those details remain confidential, Kate’s attorney confirmed that the former reality mom “will continue to reside with all eight of her children in the former marital home” in Wernersville, Penn.
Kate noted, “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children” and “restructuring our lives.”
It’s so hard to believe that Jon is Asian. This is such specific white trash behavior, the Asians are way above this kind of thing, and the shame he’s brought to his family should have forced him to commit seppuku long ago, or whatever the Korean version is of that. The only thing about any of this that even seems a little bit Asian is the 8 kids. That’s 16 tiny hands to make shoes or whatever, and plenty to chose from if the government ever makes you throw all but 1 of them into the ocean.
Lineup starts behind me guys…..
OMG! My bukkit!
I’d cornhole this broad and I’d make it hurt, too, cause she’s a wicked bitch from the 7th circle of hell.
RR, from last post regarding the wet fart rag…
I dunno, I think there is somthing in the employee manual about that being grounds for dismissal and possibly arrest. I’ll have to check with HR.
BTW, its slower in here than an elderly Asian driver making a lane change during rush hour. Where is everyone?
My anus itches for a blast from her nostrils
deep, hard and dry DB! with a horse bridal in her yap and a crop to whip the bitch.
Beppo, dont they have Preparation H in Germany?
It’s fucking snowing like crazy here. There goes my Friday night.
Rusty, I am the HR department here. Poor bastards! Is she really only 34? Fucking ruined my day learning I’m older than this insufferable cunt.
Z, is this like the flood? It doesn’t snow down there!
Sanchez,
A tingle which runs from the breadth of one’s anus to the tree line of my fragrant cock-hairs cannot be quenched with mere ointment.
My mother used to rub essence of camphor deep into my penis with a handful of cotton balls when I was a lad in Düsseldorf.
Even that could scarcely contain my longings.
She is single, my nuts are a couple, and they are ready to swing tonight.
Rusty, I saw somewhere about you asking when I was out…
leave the 26th come back the 2nd. it better be like 80 fucking degrees too…or imma be pissed
Enjoy some 3 Penis Wine.
She has no shovel
She picks the sand up with her scent-box and drops it in the bucket like a dump truck.
The gypsies have been doing it for centuries.
It’s a law….like water or dinosaurs!!
Haha, no this isn’t like the flood. It’s the real deal.
API-WARSAW, Poland - “The infamous iron sign bearing the Nazis’ cynical slogan “Arbeit Macht Frei” that spanned the main entrance to the former Auschwitz death camp was stolen before dawn Friday, Polish police said.”
Thieving swine!!!!!!
Of course “Work makes you free!”
How else do you explain a good blow-job?
Tiger is going to hook up with Joe Francis for a series of Tigers Gone Wild Videos.