12.03.2009 miley cyrus is here to help

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Miley Cyrus is in Miami today, and earlier this afternoon she hit up the pool at her hotel for a while. These pictures are okay but when she sat down some jackass got between her and the camera and 100 percent of his time was spent either spreading his legs or bending himself around like that Chinese guy in ‘Oceans 11′. Which means I had to sit here for 10 minutes trying to edit around some young boys crotch. It sucked. The last thing I need in the middle of the day is a bunch of sexual temptation extra work.

(source = inf daily and mavrix online)


(62) Comments

  1. chubby chaser 12/03/2009 17:07

    Chubby has a chub!!!

  2. chubby chaser 12/03/2009 17:08

    hee hawwww

  3. chubby chaser 12/03/2009 17:11

    sweet Jesus, i’m done and I need some paper towels.

  4. Death to Finkle! 12/03/2009 17:11

    combo breaker

  5. Watt 12/03/2009 17:12

    So you saved the little boy crotch right?

  6. SsnakeOil 12/03/2009 17:13

    Isn’t this just a wee bit creepy? How old is this kid?

  7. Zombie 12/03/2009 17:15

    SsnakeOil - if the grass is mowed, play ball!

  8. Rusty Sanchez 12/03/2009 17:17

    It beats Brittney bikini photos at least.

  9. Watt 12/03/2009 17:17

    Billy Ray already hit it. So can you!

  10. whatizdat 12/03/2009 17:18

    I have a feeling she has “played ball” a few times already, probably with her creepy father.

  11. Watt 12/03/2009 17:19

    I pray every day I don’t have a daughter

  12. Sensei John Kreese 12/03/2009 17:20

    Watt,

    Me too. I know how that shit works. Someday some guy will show up at my house and get her alone for 5 minutes, tell her that he has an allergy to latex, next thing I know I’m a grandfather.

  13. Rokan 12/03/2009 17:21

    You need a girl first, Watt.

    Then you need to have sex with her.

    I’ll send you a book about it. It has pictures and everything.

  14. Watt 12/03/2009 17:22

    Rokan you need some new material man.

  15. Beppo 12/03/2009 17:23

    She has an ass like a 9 year old boy.

    Oh! There’s my erection!

    Is it Saturday already?

  16. Rokan 12/03/2009 17:25

    When did I ever say that before?

    ::Starts thumbing through diary.::

    Nope, lots of homo jokes and your extended period, nothing about you not having a girlfriend.

    Sorry, no tickie, no laundry!

  17. SCUM 12/03/2009 17:27

    If a underage girls has been having sex with people over 18 that makes her legal right? Kind of like a Grandfather Clause if you know what I mean.

  18. Mike Hunt 12/03/2009 17:27

    Chubby said Hee Haww!

    He must be Mike Hunt.

    Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

    Does anyone find Mike Hunt funny?

  19. chubby chaser 12/03/2009 17:28

    watt, have more then one daughter. do it for chubby?

  20. Watt 12/03/2009 17:28

    Copying other peoples material from yesterday doesn’t count as you having new material.

    Just sayin, keep it fresh for a laugh. Or you’ll wear the joke out like the cracks about zombie’s ’stache

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